What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Rules for me, but not for thee. We can all see the double standard, it makes you look like a tool.
 
Holy shit my ex is 50 now. Goddamn. I used to think he was the hottest shit ever. At least it’s not a 15 year age difference, but it’s still older than I ever thought he’d be. Like we will forever be young. But no. He’s AARP ready.
 
Isn’t it annoying when you have a tune stuck in your head, but can’t remember enough to look it up? I’m doomed to chair dance to a portion of a song!
 
If it was me it'd tighten my balls and my windpipe
My notes always said I was allergic to penicillin, but I had some about 5 years ago for an ear infection and they just worked instead.

Plus these pills are still sealed in their foil and plastic thingy.
 
My notes always said I was allergic to penicillin, but I had some about 5 years ago for an ear infection and they just worked instead.

Plus these pills are still sealed in their foil and plastic thingy.
I was going to say it's your health and your choice but then I thought "if they work and he gets an undefeatable erection........"

There were several thoughts about the consequences, I'll just say that
 
I was going to say it's your health and your choice but then I thought "if they work and he gets an undefeatable erection........"

There were several thoughts about the consequences, I'll just say that
Damn the curious scientist in me.
 
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