What Are You Thinking? Continued 11

I'm sharing stories with someone I met on here. The story she is telling me is cemented to my brain and my heart can't stop pounding. Love it when this happens.
 
I’m enjoying this bath and don’t want to get out! It’s nice to forget everything happening outside this bath tub. It’s just me, the water and the amazing scented bubbles
 
Every single person on earth is walking around with what they deem to be an acceptable level of shit in their asshole.
 
Dude, thinking it’s pretty unfair that I am now banned from the mall because I took advantage of their display and banged some skank during the Presidents Day Mattress Sale.
 
Dude, this sports bar waitress sure knows how to deliver my beer and wings. And when I say deliver I mean push dem phat tits together.
 
Maybe your jokes are really funny to crickets, and their chirping is tiny little applause.
 
Every now and again I wander into AM pics, and I'm almost always rewarded with some seriously excellent photos of some wonderfully attractive folks. I should go in there more often.
 
At the age of 36, I think I’m finally coming to terms with what it is to be an adult.

I’m just not cut out for it, lol.
 
At the age of 36, I think I’m finally coming to terms with what it is to be an adult.

I’m just not cut out for it, lol.

Yeah, I’d like to know the return policy on adulthood. I keep asking and getting the runaround on it. Customer service needs some serious work.
 
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