What Are You Thinking? Continued 11

[Onlyfantasy84]

I'm sharing stories with someone I met on here. The story she is telling me is cemented to my brain and my heart can't stop pounding. Love it when this happens.

 

[mickyp123]

I'm sharing stories with someone I met on here. The story she is telling me is cemented to my brain and my heart can't stop pounding. Love it when this happens.

Sounds like a good mindfuck buddy, enjoy

 

[Onlyfantasy84]

Sounds like a good mindfuck buddy, enjoy

Thank you!

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m enjoying this bath and don’t want to get out! It’s nice to forget everything happening outside this bath tub. It’s just me, the water and the amazing scented bubbles

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, getting unconfirmed reports that this place is fucking bullshit.

 

[n8Romantic]

Roll a joint or load a bowl...hmmmmm.

 

[Chillygirl]

I seriously feel completely out of sync with the world. Maybe I need a nap.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

How many ways can I fuck an omelet up?

Har! I cheat by preheating the oven broiler so I can stick it under there and finish setting the top without burning the bottom.

Literotica . . . the place to go for manly cooking tips!

 

[NastyNyx]

I'm thinking Vietnamese food sounds good tonight...yummm.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Every single person on earth is walking around with what they deem to be an acceptable level of shit in their asshole.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m dreading next week so fucking much.

 

[mnbreastluver]

"I'll figure it out" is the battle cry of doing absolutely nothing

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, thinking it’s pretty unfair that I am now banned from the mall because I took advantage of their display and banged some skank during the Presidents Day Mattress Sale.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, this sports bar waitress sure knows how to deliver my beer and wings. And when I say deliver I mean push dem phat tits together.

 

[BadAmy]

Top gun 2? Seriously?

 

[tnman03]

Top gun 2? Seriously?

Yeah...that danger zone thing's over a year behind on its theatrical release.

 

[Tampafel]

Gonna need some morphine

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I am finding that friends can be pretty awesome

 

[mnbreastluver]

Maybe your jokes are really funny to crickets, and their chirping is tiny little applause.

 

[Xerxes82]

Every now and again I wander into AM pics, and I'm almost always rewarded with some seriously excellent photos of some wonderfully attractive folks. I should go in there more often.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't believe there's no more pizza.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

At the age of 36, I think I’m finally coming to terms with what it is to be an adult.

I’m just not cut out for it, lol.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

At the age of 36, I think I’m finally coming to terms with what it is to be an adult.

I’m just not cut out for it, lol.

Yeah, I’d like to know the return policy on adulthood. I keep asking and getting the runaround on it. Customer service needs some serious work.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Yeah, I’d like to know the return policy on adulthood. I keep asking and getting the runaround on it. Customer service needs some serious work.

I’m not aiming for a refund. But I’d appreciate being let out of the store.

 

[Chillygirl]

I should probably log off lit for a bit....and maybe other social media too...