What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[rachaelwillguideyou]

A Chinese made MAGA cap.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Tootsie Roll flavored thong.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing a hot pink helmet.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer: My Halloween costume
Real answer: Any shoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Spice Girls t-shirt.

 

[BDA73]

A wash cloth

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a lime green and brown plaid suit.

 

[Tossawayalt]

A unitard

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an oversized foam cowboy hat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing roller derby gear.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bra that time traveled by itself forward in time 63 years.