What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Teen Spirit

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the scent created by Lector for Clarice in Hannibal (2001).

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing my cruise pass lanyard...but I will be in 48 hours!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the blue polo shirt worn by all Lego Master Builders.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a suit made of pet hair.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My favorite anklet of slave bells.

 

[JPReads]

I am not wearing a wire, but we should record it

 

[sweetheart97]

socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing inside out pants.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing any bandages.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing wrap around shades like an 80s wrestler.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a blacksmith's apron.

 

[F3x0r]

I am not wearing a bow tie

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a life vest, because the ship isn't sinking.

 

[Azuldrgon]

a shirt (it's too hot)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shibari.

 

[annabel_lee]

No spurs for me