What are you doing right now? (besides online & on Lit.)

Status
Not open for further replies.
Really? Namor? With the tiny little ankle wings?

Yes Namor. With the absolutely, perfectly sculpted body, ruler-ship of some 70% of earth.

Flight, Nigh invulnerability, Super strength enough to make Thor rub his jaw. Or Knock out Hulk (Once. Lucky Punch)

And those stupid little ankle wings let him fly. Faster than military aircraft. Or Even into space.

I'll take them. They are the craziest mutation ever.
 
Not? Damn.
:p



Hey, the wingy-feets are cute.
Not sure how wings help in water, but...
They're cute.

Yes Namor. With the absolutely, perfectly sculpted body, ruler-ship of some 70% of earth.

Flight, Nigh invulnerability, Super strength enough to make Thor rub his jaw. Or Knock out Hulk (Once. Lucky Punch)

And those stupid little ankle wings let him fly. Faster than military aircraft. Or Even into space.

I'll take them. They are the craziest mutation ever.


Yeah...no.
I gotta go with 'no'.
(and they ALL have an absolutely perfectly sculpted body...most of them just wear shirts)
 
And the 1950's hair cut?
and "Imperious rex!"

No.
Simply no.
Stilt Man is cooler.


It is classic as a haircut. People still have that haircut today. Not by choice. But as I have scissors and styling gel. People will have that haircut.

And Imperius Rex, is a badass battle cry. This I firmly believe.

And no Stilt man is not cooler. Stilt-man is a failure at almost everything. Except walking on Stilts.
 
It is classic as a haircut. People still have that haircut today. Not by choice. But as I have scissors and styling gel. People will have that haircut.

And Imperius Rex, is a badass battle cry. This I firmly believe.

And no Stilt man is not cooler. Stilt-man is a failure at almost everything. Except walking on Stilts.


What is Namor actually successful at?
I mean, except for pining after Susan Storm for, like, 20 years.
(really...stalking)
 
What is Namor actually successful at?
I mean, except for pining after Susan Storm for, like, 20 years.
(really...stalking)

Saved the world a few times. All the Avengers at least twice. All the X-men once. Sheltered Hope until she could grow.

Ran several successful businesses, and an underwater kingdom. Which by all accounts is a pretty good place to live. Fought off a number of rebellions. And reclaimed his throne. He found his dad. Fought off the Hulk and his army.

I'm sure there's more. He was also a Hobo, for a while. Namor has a really long history.

And he's pined after that skinny blonde bitch for 30 years. At least. Which really... I'd have hooked up with ANYONE else by now. But at least the guy's faithful to his obsession.....

Yeah I got nothing for his unexplainable Sue love. I'd tag Warbird. And Black Cat. And Maybe Moonstone. Possibly all at once. If for some reason i couldn't get a blonde out of my head.

And I think Namor actually did sleep with Emma for a while. (Checks. Yep he sure did.)
 
Saved the world a few times. All the Avengers at least twice. All the X-men once. Sheltered Hope until she could grow.

Ran several successful businesses, and an underwater kingdom. Which by all accounts is a pretty good place to live. Fought off a number of rebellions. And reclaimed his throne. He found his dad. Fought off the Hulk and his army.

I'm sure there's more. He was also a Hobo, for a while. Namor has a really long history.

And he's pined after that skinny blonde bitch for 30 years. At least. Which really... I'd have hooked up with ANYONE else by now. But at least the guy's faithful to his obsession.....

Yeah I got nothing for his unexplainable Sue love. I'd tag Warbird. And Black Cat. And Maybe Moonstone. Possibly all at once.


Alllllllllll lame.
He's just some privileged little twit who thinks the world owes him everything and we should all kneel at his feet.
Lame lame lame boring boring boring.
 
Alllllllllll lame.
He's just some privileged little twit who thinks the world owes him everything and we should all kneel at his feet.
Lame lame lame boring boring boring.

Actually NO. For once. Namor wasn't privileged. Though is now. And he kinda worked to gain his business, kingdom, most everything he got.

Remember... Hobo.

And despite all other things. Namor only tried to take over the world twice. Once because Doom lied. The other time because the Silver Surfer, Doctor Strange and the Hulk, and himself, All agreed If we took over the world, there would be no more crises for us to fight.

He's arrogant as all hell, but he doesn't expect people to kneel. That was Arthur Curry's Thing.
 
Actually NO. For once. Namor wasn't privileged. Though is now. And he kinda worked to gain his business, kingdom, most everything he got.

Remember... Hobo.

And despite all other things. Namor only tried to take over the world twice. Once because Doom lied. The other time because the Silver Surfer, Doctor Strange and the Hulk, and himself, All agreed If we took over the world, there would be no more crises for us to fight.

He's arrogant as all hell, but he doesn't expect people to kneel. That was Arthur Curry's Thing.


King
Of
Atlantis.
Privilege.
Plus, of course, born with power.
Stilt Man had to make his own way.
Namor = Joke Of The Marvel Universe.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top