Mephistophelily
Crazy is...
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- Sep 6, 2006
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For some insane reason. I now want to see you in Michael J Fox's orange Life Preserver.
Gaah I actually used to have a red version of that when I was younger.
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For some insane reason. I now want to see you in Michael J Fox's orange Life Preserver.
Eek!
I've been Ladymauled!
*licks back*
Please, I have not yet begun to maul!
gropes
I r a'scareded.
*nibbles a neck*
Wait, Avenger invites? Can I be Thor? I WANNA BE THOR!
I r a'scareded.
*nibbles a neck*
Wait, Avenger invites? Can I be Thor? I WANNA BE THOR!
You can be Thor Girl. I'll let you borrow my hammer.
.....
I'm not sure whether to take the Hammer part as innuendo or not.
Not. I have a very short sledge, with rust on it. You can borrow it.
I call Namor. Gotta dig out that Fishkini now.
Not. I have a very short sledge, with rust on it. You can borrow it.
I call Namor. Gotta dig out that Fishkini now.
Really? Namor? With the tiny little ankle wings?

Really? Namor? With the tiny little ankle wings?
Not? Damn.
Hey, the wingy-feets are cute.
Not sure how wings help in water, but...
They're cute.
Yes Namor. With the absolutely, perfectly sculpted body, ruler-ship of some 70% of earth.
Flight, Nigh invulnerability, Super strength enough to make Thor rub his jaw. Or Knock out Hulk (Once. Lucky Punch)
And those stupid little ankle wings let him fly. Faster than military aircraft. Or Even into space.
I'll take them. They are the craziest mutation ever.
Not? Damn.
Hey, the wingy-feets are cute.
Not sure how wings help in water, but...
They're cute.
Yeah...no.
I gotta go with 'no'.
(and they ALL have an absolutely perfectly sculpted body...most of them just wear shirts)
Yes. Others do. But Namor.... Class of his own.
And Elf ears. Come on.
See.
Cute.
*Hugs for the Lily Thor Girl.*
And now to look for a good innuendo... Since I wasted the hammer one.
And the 1950's hair cut?
and "Imperious rex!"
No.
Simply no.
Stilt Man is cooler.
And the 1950's hair cut?
and "Imperious rex!"
No.
Simply no.
Stilt Man is cooler.
http://www.worldofsuperheroes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/197777-17651-stilt-man_super.jpg
It is classic as a haircut. People still have that haircut today. Not by choice. But as I have scissors and styling gel. People will have that haircut.
And Imperius Rex, is a badass battle cry. This I firmly believe.
And no Stilt man is not cooler. Stilt-man is a failure at almost everything. Except walking on Stilts.
What is Namor actually successful at?
I mean, except for pining after Susan Storm for, like, 20 years.
(really...stalking)
Saved the world a few times. All the Avengers at least twice. All the X-men once. Sheltered Hope until she could grow.
Ran several successful businesses, and an underwater kingdom. Which by all accounts is a pretty good place to live. Fought off a number of rebellions. And reclaimed his throne. He found his dad. Fought off the Hulk and his army.
I'm sure there's more. He was also a Hobo, for a while. Namor has a really long history.
And he's pined after that skinny blonde bitch for 30 years. At least. Which really... I'd have hooked up with ANYONE else by now. But at least the guy's faithful to his obsession.....
Yeah I got nothing for his unexplainable Sue love. I'd tag Warbird. And Black Cat. And Maybe Moonstone. Possibly all at once.
Alllllllllll lame.
He's just some privileged little twit who thinks the world owes him everything and we should all kneel at his feet.
Lame lame lame boring boring boring.
Actually NO. For once. Namor wasn't privileged. Though is now. And he kinda worked to gain his business, kingdom, most everything he got.
Remember... Hobo.
And despite all other things. Namor only tried to take over the world twice. Once because Doom lied. The other time because the Silver Surfer, Doctor Strange and the Hulk, and himself, All agreed If we took over the world, there would be no more crises for us to fight.
He's arrogant as all hell, but he doesn't expect people to kneel. That was Arthur Curry's Thing.