IvoryTigress
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Making shrimp scampi. Mmmm, shrimpy!
Still goes back to the bird from The Little Mermaid....
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Making shrimp scampi. Mmmm, shrimpy!
Still goes back to the bird from The Little Mermaid....
Kicking back with the man and watching the NFL Draft.
definitely not masturbating.. i'm typing.. -nods-
Yes.. that's what I'm doing.


I have a question for you DW!
But I'm not sure how to ask it. Cause it's personal, but not really PM worthy, but still.. hm...
snicker-maybe typing with one hand.![]()
Yeahhh!!!!
I have never thought of Bubbles/Ruffles/Daddy Dinotutu/shrimpypantz as Scuttle from Little Mermaid.
-giggles-
Nope two hands...
Though I could be doing both... I can hold toys with my feet.
I have a question for you DW!
But I'm not sure how to ask it. Cause it's personal, but not really PM worthy, but still.. hm...
Hey Vi.
Just One. That's all I need.
Coolness.
Is it the same one that calls you his sexy kitten? Inquiring minds want to know!
And one sounds wonderful.
I have way too many.
But I've decided to collect all ten sadists.
They're gonna look pretty in my display cabinet.
I might pay to see this.
It is.
Coolness.
Do you have to dust them?

Awwww!!!!
Nope.
Hermetically sealed.
I'm not an idiot. Opening that case means certain death.![]()
It is.
Coolness.
Do you have to dust them?
Miss_Vivi said:Awwww!!!!
Nope.
Hermetically sealed.
I'm not an idiot. Opening that case means certain death.
Death is way too quick and easy.
Death is way too quick and easy.
Awww, I was going to say, she dusts them with Pinkie Pie cloth.
kicks at a rock dejectedly.
She did say a certain death.
Going to try to sleep, with a smile on my face.
That picture can put a smile on almost anybody's face. And if the picture is transformed into reality, even better. Now if I knew you better, I'd think of licking that smile.
Sexy dreams, FhD.

I'm wondering if cops and other law enforcement can just SMELL me or something. From like..miles away.
Example. I go for a walk today. It was a really beautiful day. I might've wandered out on to a very tiny abandoned seaport. Probably used by a fisherman or two back in its day. I'm talkin tiny, folks. But hey. Its not fenced off and there are no signs. Fair game. I know the rules.
I'm sitting there. Sure it was a spot you'd tell your kids to get down from if they were playing. But I'm an adult. More or less. So yeah. I'm sitting there and I hear a car. Where I'm at, there aren't that many cars on the road. So its audibly noticeable.
I turn around. Its a cop car. Great. He parks, gets out, sorta stands there. Ehhhh. That's generally code for, okay, come down from there don't make me come up and get you.
I walk back. We say good morning and start small talk chitchatting. Me climbing around doesn't seem to be a problem. He just wants to talk. Yes hello good morning fellow badge holder. Okay maybe he wants to flirt a little. Aren't you sweet no I'm engaged.
Ah yes. No ring. The old man should probably fix that...We'll get to that...
Interesting morning it was.