What are you a sucker for?

Girls biting their lower lip. I mean gottdamm.

Har! I have called friends out on that when they wanted me to pay for their drinks or mow their lawns. But is it a behavior you’d ever want to discourage? Hell, no! It’s part of what makes life worth living! :D
 
Well a "sucker" and a "cock" pretty much go together. so it works for me... but what do I know. :D

You should really be more assertive. Put cock-sucking on your resume. It is, after all, a valuable skill that you have acquired after long practice and experience. Be proud of it! I’d certainly hire you based entirely on your sense of initiative. 😛
 
You should really be more assertive. Put cock-sucking on your resume. It is, after all, a valuable skill that you have acquired after long practice and experience. Be proud of it! I’d certainly hire you based entirely on your sense of initiative. 😛

Lol :D

I guess I'll have to rewrite my resume now. :D
 
The look on a friend’s face after he’s given me an absurd description of his girlfriend’s nipples and I’m able to describe them perfectly because I just happened to see them the night before simply because she was wasted and leaving her camisole laying open. I just enjoy letting all these minor details hang in the air for a moment or two. :rolleyes:
 
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