What are you a sucker for?

[Ratchetman1982]

Nerds

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

You might like my sister, honeybee_sweeter

Maybe so, but I just met your other sister Honeybee_Sweetest.

Maybe Honeybee_sweeter can meet my brother HusbandNextD00rOnTheOtherSide.

 

[Orchidea73]

Black humour

 

[Anastasia1999]

An Irish accent.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Buttermilk biscuits from scratch and a woman who’s willing to tell me to go fuck myself while she’s making them.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Maybe so, but I just met your other sister Honeybee_Sweetest.

Maybe Honeybee_sweeter can meet my brother HusbandNextD00rOnTheOtherSide.

What’s he like? She is a sucker for cheez its and dad jokes.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Women who play chess and swallow when they lose. You can’t assume that one will follow the other.

 

[jasonmason]

Women who like to go braless in public.

 

[Chillygirl]

A gym rat...hot, sweaty, disciplined...willing to spend hours with me and the weights

 

[Firedog78]

Long legs and women that wear glasses.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Bipeds with a pulse and responsive genitalia. I’m feeling unusually generous this evening.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Bipeds with a pulse and responsive genitalia. I’m feeling unusually generous this evening.

That’s a tough act to follow.

Crisp sandwiches and pints of Guinness.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I could easily go for the rest of my life without lettuce. Its very existence does the world more harm than good. But I want the mouth feel of that crunch. So fuck the future of your grandchildren. This is all about me!

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

What’s he like? She is a sucker for cheez its and dad jokes.

They would get along. He can throw down some Cheez-Its, but his dad jokes aren't as good as mine. I'm a walking Dad-abase of them.

 

[AlexBailey]

A strong cute tomboyish surfer girl/gurl.

 

[Beachgirl22]

A sense of humor. Smirks.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Sexy lips

 

[Crankbait88]

A woman with curves. And nice rack.

 

[BadAmy]

A well dressed man.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Intelligence
Maturity
And strong arms and shoulders

 

[Daisy_Love]

A well dressed man.

Ohhhh that’s a must
Preferably a suit
But jeans, shirt, sports jacket
Ohhhh mannnnnn

 

[Jordan90]

A form-fitting dress with no panty lines...

 

[hotoldrguy]

A well dressed man.

Ohhhh that’s a must
Preferably a suit
But jeans, shirt, sports jacket
Ohhhh mannnnnn

 

[BadAmy]

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[StacyLeigh]

Girls biting their lower lip. I mean gottdamm.

Stop saying sexy things and we can stop biting our lips