Dillinger
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During a sermon, the preacher says to his congregation, "The Bible covers everything. I challenge anyone to name a subject I can't find in the Good Book."
A woman in the back pew raises her hand and asks, "What about PMS?"
Caught by surprise, the preacher nervously thumbs through the Bible before exclaiming, "Oh, here it is: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.'"
A woman in the back pew raises her hand and asks, "What about PMS?"
Caught by surprise, the preacher nervously thumbs through the Bible before exclaiming, "Oh, here it is: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.'"
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