What 90%? Maybe 95%

[Mike Hammer]

If I were to start 100 threads all at once and 90% of them were just stupid fucking shit like this one. Would that match the current thread content enough to keep the average board member from noticing, or would I need to at least get to 95%, maybe higher?

I intend to try not to waste any time in posting my stupidity once I begin, but if I happen to get detained with other chores have no worry I will be back to try again.

Anything for science ya know.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I think 85-90% would be good. No knowing until the data begins to collect.

 

[seXieleXie]

 

[Mike Hammer]

I think 85-90% would be good. No knowing until the data begins to collect.

Yeah I thought about that, but figured it would be less of a shock to the system of the average poster if I attempted to stay on the higher edge of stupidity and backed off slowly.

What are you doing posting something humorous and intelligent here anyway?

Don't you know you're either supposed to try to impress me with your smarts and not have a sense of humor, or say something really fucking stupid that nobody understands but you....... That's how it works.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Thanks for the help!................ See Lexie knows how it works.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Damn, I'll get the hang of this. I'm still a virgin.

Try again, I'll do better.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Damn, I'll get the hang of this. I'm still a virgin.

Try again, I'll do better.

Well at least you're willing to try.

You're off to a good start just posting in this thread.

 

[Mike Hammer]

I'm bored so I'm just gonna time this and see how long it takes to get back on the second page.

bump

 

[juicylips]

What are you doing posting something humorous and intelligent here anyway?

Don't you know you're either supposed to try to impress me with your smarts and not have a sense of humor, or say something really fucking stupid that nobody understands but you....... That's how it works.

Wow, for a newbie you catch on fast.

Which catagory do I fall into?? Hmmmm???

Cassidy

 

[Juspar Emvan]

You fall into the catagory of 'just-what-this-board-is-about', not some psuedo intellectual arsehole who really needs to wake up and remember he found this place by searching for porn!

 

[juicylips]

You fall into the catagory of 'just-what-this-board-is-about', not some psuedo intellectual arsehole who really needs to wake up and remember he found this place by searching for porn!

You know that flattery will get you EVERYWHERE with me, don't ya??

Cassidy

 

[Andreina]

You fall into the catagory of 'just-what-this-board-is-about', not some psuedo intellectual arsehole who really needs to wake up and remember he found this place by searching for porn!

somebody needs to get laid.... badly

 

[juicylips]

somebody needs to get laid.... badly

Yes...yes..I do!!

Oh...

you were talking to Juspar....sorry

Cassidy

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hey Cass, how about we kill two birds with one stone so to speak?

Little Devil, I'm sure you'd be welcome to join either or both of us.

 

[Andreina]

woHoo!!

lol

 

[juicylips]

Hey Cass, how about we kill two birds with one stone so to speak?

Little Devil, I'm sure you'd be welcome to join either or both of us.

Always ready for you, babe!!

Little D is always welcome too!!

Cassidy

 

[Mike Hammer]

Wow, for a newbie you catch on fast.

Which catagory do I fall into?? Hmmmm???

Cassidy

Juicy you know you make my heart sing baby. Catagory? You're in a catagory all your own. Way to smart to waste your time trying to impress a bunch of people who really don't give a shit anyway, and yet remaining coherent, now that's talent girl.

What do ya say we just strip down naked and give everybody the finger!

Juspar, this is a porn board?...... I thought it was a lovey dovey don't hurt my feelings right wing christian neo political if I only had a brain board. So much for what I think ay.

LittleDevilWithAHalo, you offering? I need it bad.

 

[juicylips]

Juicy you know you make my heart sing baby. Catagory? You're in a catagory all your own. Way to smart to waste your time trying to impress a bunch of people who really don't give a shit anyway, and yet remaining coherent, now that's talent girl.

What do ya say we just strip down naked and give everybody the finger!

Oh..Mike...

I just love it when you talk dirty

Cassidy

 

[Mike Hammer]

Oh..Mike...

I just love it when you talk dirty

Cassidy

Well I like to keep you juicy baby. Now c'mere and let me taste you.

 

[juicylips]

Well I like to keep you juicy baby. Now c'mere and let me taste you.

No problems keeping me juicy, babe.

Plenty to taste.

Cassidy

 

[jass1960]

sad people

I'm bored so I'm just gonna time this and see how long it takes to get back on the second page.

there are some really sad people around....lol

bump

 

[Mike Hammer]

No problems keeping me juicy, babe.

Plenty to taste.

Cassidy

Oh yeah, hot and sweet just the way I like it.

 

[tn_8tiv]

somebody needs to get laid.... badly

Oh hell yes! I do, I do.

Any ideas anyone?

 

[Mike Hammer]

Re: sad people

there are some really sad people around....lol

bump

Yeah tell me about it. I couldn't even stay awake long enough to finish timing it.

 

[jass1960]

this thread really does

deserve to be on page 2

damn why did I do that.........