What’s the craziest sexual thing you have been asked to do?

My Miss's best friend burst into her apartment one day, apparently after a long shopping trip. She slammed the door and called out to my Miss, "Quick, quick, I'm bursting." My Miss tapped my balls and I scampered over to her friend. She grabbed my ears, pulled me in tight, sighed, and peed what must have been a gallon into me. She sighed contentedly, wiped herself dry on my face, and then sat down and chatted with my Miss as if nothing had happened.
 
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She asked me to reach around and finger her...then she wanted fisting. At the same time I was in her ass.

Quite strange...it felt like I was jacking off inside her.
 
Doesn't seem so crazy now but when I was less worldly-wise and didn't know anything about BDSM I dated a woman I now realise was a sub and a pain slut. She wanted me to bite her nipples (bite them, not just suck or nuzzle or nip, a hard bite), spank her clit, cane her ass and yank her hair while fucking. I didn't really get that some women wanted that at that time so maintained my then-usual demeanour of approaching sex as something involving mutual respect and being nice, not nasty.

I realise now she was implicitly testing me to see if I had a dom streak in me. Needless to say it didn't last long 🤣
 
Some great and interesting stories. For me I have been asked to do or accept all kinds of things. From being tied up, having sex with a bf’s friend, blindfolded and unaware who was touching me, anal of course, having bottles shoved up into me. I wrote a story about ‘Crazy Switch” where a guy who was normal asked me to wear white pantyhose…then he went ape shit crazy. Then there was the guy who wanted to play out a rape fantasy in his hotel room … that did not go well for me.
please lets hear your stories.
 
Nailed a neighbor's wife on their kitchen table once.. I was over having lunch on their couch and she called me into the kitchen.. She was bare ass naked on their dinning room table with a chair between her legs.. I ate her until she came twice and then fucked her so hard we damn near broke the table..
 
1. When in late teens/early 20s. GF, at the time her best friend was single and not getting any. So she asked me to be a "mouth and hands only" relief. "So it's not cheating. Was nearly walked in on, and caught outdoors with her several times.

2. Dominate and fuck a trans girl, while live camming it to a female friend. Was hot.

3. Same trans girl edged me, made me cum and 30 seconds later shoved a vibe in me, and within a minute again had me cumming again. I blacked out for a.little while it was so intense. I was also laid there in my GFs lingerie, vibe hanging out my ass. Unconscious.

4. MMM 3way. On/off older guy arranged me for a HJ meet, then wanted to cancel as he'd got an offer of an afternoon sex session. So asked me to join.

5. Female dominant chat friend, had me cage for 50 days, edging 3x daily. During that, she had.me go suck dick several times. I shot in my cage.

6. BBW fwb, wed fucked a lot. One night, after an hour or so foreplay and some vanilla sex she announced;

"I want fucking, naked, outside, in the rain, now"


So we did. I barebacked her at about 9pm, on all fours, in her tiny garden, in mild rain, as neighbours definitely heard through open patio doors etc. on a new build estate. She was loud, and much ass cheek slapping would be heard. Including her screaming: "FUCK ME HARDER"

Tore my cock head that night.
 
Working in radio was mentioned above, and yes, women would call and want me to talk dirty to them. I worked the overnight shift so there was never anyone else in the building so it was a pretty frequent thing. I'd sometimes end up jerking off when I did it. I had a couple of "regular callers", one of whom did blow me after work a couple of times. Another woman showed up once and gave me head as I sat at the control board and with the mic open as I read the weather forecast LOL
 
Working in radio was mentioned above, and yes, women would call and want me to talk dirty to them. I worked the overnight shift so there was never anyone else in the building so it was a pretty frequent thing. I'd sometimes end up jerking off when I did it. I had a couple of "regular callers", one of whom did blow me after work a couple of times. Another woman showed up once and gave me head as I sat at the control board and with the mic open as I read the weather forecast LOL
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Mine would have to be to act out a con/non-con scenario/fantasy with an old girlfriend who is the last person I'd have ever dreamed would have wanted to.
 
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