Well well well

[peachykeen]

My boiler is gone all whackadoo, making strange noises, I can't get a plumber on the phone, and I haven't had a hot shower in days.

The water here (whatever the temperature) is turning the bleachy bits of my hair green.

My husband still won't fuck me, although I will admit maybe the idea of getting it on with a green haired woman who has to bathe with hot water out of a pot on the stove and therefore can't shave her legs maybe isn't the most appealing prospect. (Good thing I have those cold showers, then.)

My new job is OK enough and is damned eeeaaasy but I can tell I will get bored with it very quickly and have to get busy looking for another one.

There is no chocolate in my house.

Bitch, bitch, bitch. Well, enough outa me. How are you doing today?

 

[Jim_Henson]

Thats a high amount of chlorine in that water missy.

 

[milkman4300]

I have HOT water, I doing GREAT

 

[Bluesboy2]

peachykeen

That truly sucks, perhaps you need a pub crawl?

 

[peachykeen]

I have HOT water, I doing GREAT

you suck, and I hate you.

nothing personal.

 

[Linedrive]

Have chocolate...will fuck

 

[milkman4300]

I am willing to share, the water that is, Not your husbands wife.

 

[peachykeen]

Have chocolate...will fuck

How soon can you get to London?

p.s. you must also bring 100 gallons of hot water.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Come over.

I just built a fire.

I'll let you use my shower. And afterwards we'll dine on these yummy little chocolate cups filled with cream.

 

[MsTerious]

Come over.

I just built a fire.

I'll let you use my shower. And afterwards we'll dine on these yummy little chocolate cups filled with cream.

Well shoot, how can you turn down an offer like that??

 

[Linedrive]

Peachykeen's Dream man...A plumber with chocolates who fucks

 

[peachykeen]

Peachykeen's Dream man...A plumber with chocolates who fucks

and can fix my hair.