Well this kind of sucks.

[SeaCat]

Here we are in Southern Florida digging out from one or maybe two hurricanes and here come good old Uncle Ivan. We have thousands of people without electic or phone services, and are now being warned that we could be facing a health crisis because our sewer system isn't working. Most people have at least a little damage to their homes, and too many people have depleted their emergency supplies of food and drinking water. People are hot, tired, and getting angry because their services aren't being restored as quickly as they want.

Hell even the Bush Brothers made their appearence, blocking roads with their motorcade and generaly being a pain in the ass. (We don't need politicians, we need help.)

To make it even worse they have banned stores from selling beer and wine in many places.

Now here comes Ivan, mixing it up in the tropics and heading right for us again. (We're so sorry Uncle Ivan, could you please visit someone else?)

If we get hit by Ivan a couple of things are going to happen. !) there will be big problems here in Southern Florida. 2) My sense of humor will be damaged for a long time to come. 3) a lot of people will be leaving South Florida, driving land prices down. (This could be a good thing for some of us.) 4) If it hits Palm Beach County I will be getting a tattoo of a hurricane cloude with the dates of the storms I have dealt with.

On the plus side, (there is always a plus side,) my wife is relaxing about the little things in life. Also, if my neighbors have to deal with the heat and humidity again, not too mention surviving another major storm, I have the feeling there will be a lot more skin showing around here. People are getting fed up with the B.S. We had one lay walking around topless the other day trying to stay cool. (More important to my way of thinking, no-one complained about it.) This could be a good thing. People thinking about staying cool and comfortable, and realising some things are more important than the false modesty being pushed upon us by those trying to controll us.

SeaCat

Now why in the world would they decide to ban the selling of the few things making this tolerable? Gotta be a politician!

 

[shereads]

It does suck. And not in a good way.

 

[SeaCat]

If it sucked in a good way everyone would want a couple of major storms in a month.

My father, in his own way of trying to keep my sense of humor up, asked me how much I paid Frances for the Blow Job.

Did I mention there is a Palm Tree currently sitting upright in our swimming pool? Kind of funny if looked at the right way. (Too bad the pool is clesed due to Cotton Mouth Snakes. I've killed three so far but it's a waste. They just don't taste good. Now if they were Rattelers......)

Like I mentioned there is a silver linig to this cloud. Too bad it takes times like these to wake people up. I wonder if it will take Ivan to get people walking around nude? I would almost welcom the storm if this happened. (We need a nudist for president. Then he could creat a national Nude Month. Everyone would be banned from wearing clothes except for health reasons. Sorry, my sense of humor trying to keep me going here.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

We are thinking of you -

you brave Floridians.

I was making a joke a few days ago about how God must be angry with Florida but it certainly isn't funny anymore.

Stay safe -

 

[SeaCat]

Hey Sweets,

Believe me when I say I'm laughing about that comment. (If I wasn't I would be putting a copy of Vells post on the wall and trying to get into my neighbors Townhouse the hard way.)

Like I said though, there are some good parts about this. It's kind of woken some people up to what's important in life for one. (When you get a forty eight hour blowjob from Mama nature it makes you re-asses what you think is important.) Besides it's gotten the politics off the radio for a while. (Now if I could just convince some of my neighbors that the free sex idea is a valid one I would be happy to go through another storm.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

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feel free babe
my thoughts are with you and all floridians.. even a dangling chad isnt worth all this crap.

*hugs* and positive thoughts for safety.

 

[GratefulFred]

Hurricane's Suck!

Yeah I'm a Florida boy and I'm pretty sick of all them Hurricanes. They really blow. I'm gonna make it a habit and just avoid their sorry asses.

Go Gators!




Come on SeaCat, don't give up. If it turns out to be a Catagoree 5 you and your wife can join me and go rob some Jaxson's ice cream (just their ice cream naturally), grab a few surf boards, and hook up on Dania Peer since everything's gonna be gone anyways and fuck if I'm gonna go out with my roof caving in on me. We'll get shereads and a few others to join our last cause.

Hey if my "Unwashed Shorts" makes you smile (prior to our electicity going off/on and off again) then it was worth the post.

http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=156407

 

[poohlive]

Wait, can I ask a question...

When you bought your house, the real estate agent did mention to you that it would be in Florida, right? I mean, they didn't pull some weird switcharoo on you, did they?
You weren't off in Texas somewhere, looking for houses, signing all the paperwork and right after you had written the check, the Real estate agent casually mentions,
"Oh, by the way, your house really isn't in Texas, it's in Florida."

This isn't some big surprise, is it? I could understand your anger if crazy beavers happened to just hop out of the ground, and start eating everything in sight, terrozing kids and whatnot.
Then, you could say, "Hey! Fuck! What's with all these crazy beavers! I mean, fuck! Where did they come from?"

But then again, if you live next to a beaver asylumn, with shitty fences. At some point, someone's going to point out to you, that the crazy beavers aren't just going to go away.

It does make sense a hurricane would be attracted to Florida though. I mean, Florida is the state that resembles a penis, and hurricanes do have a weird vagina look to them. They go together very well.

I'm just joking with you though. Hell, up here in Oregon, we have like 9 months of just rain and clouds and rain. It's horrible. Some day in September, the sky just closes up, and we don't see the sun until the middle of next June. Of course, everyone complains about it. 40 degree winters, with rain and clouds every day. Cold enough to freeze at night, but not cold enough to snow...
What's Florida's winter like? 80 and sunny? Yeah... don't tell me you get off scott free with that. This is Nature's way of punishing you for all that great weather you get 90 percent of the year.
Ha ha, no, I'm kidding.

But, I think Mark Twain said it best, "Everyone complains about the weather, but no one does a damn thing about it."

 

[SeaCat]

Pooh,

I'm not really complaining about the weather down here. I think this is a once in a lifetime thing. Yeah parts of it suck, like the fact that Frances decided to play dick and bush with us by hanging around for so long. Or the fact that some people in central Florida got hit by two, and are looking at a record setting three hurricanes in less than a month. Other parts are just plain bizzare, like the three foot tall fountain of Grey Water I had in the courtyard. On the other hand we have had some good parts from this. Things like people pulling together to help each other out. Not to mention people dealing with the heat by saying to hell with stupid laws and wearing less clothing than is usualy allowed. Hell we've had much less looting and other crimes here in Palm Beach County than even I expected. I think all of us down here have learned some lessons from this, hopefully we'll remember our lessons. (Somehow I doubt we will though.)

The worst parts of the storm for me were the worries about my cats. My losing power so I couldn't write, and running out of beer. My wife complained that Frances had to hit just as she was starting that time of month. Not only did she haveto deal with the discomfort of that, but she had to deal with it without the little luxuries like A/C when it was over ninety degrees. (Of course our neighbors just added to this by trying to get pregnant out on their patio.)(Too bad my video camera's batteries decided this was the time to go bad.)

Hey at least I do't have to deal with Nor'easters down here. We don't lose power for a week at a time in below freezing temps like we did in New England.

Cat