well... shit?

[Aquila]

Imagine if you will, a big gnarly fat assed neanderthal cussing and making rude gestures at an outboard motor on his little boat. He's got grease all over his stupid ass self from trying to fiddle with it and make it work. (half hour before said motor gave up the magic blue smoke).

And just about the point where the big unibrow asshole is about to take a hammer to the damn thing, happy as you may little cute tom girl in a pair of coveralls a pink shirt underneath and beat up old cap, pops over to the slip, says hi.. can she help?.. and within 5 minutes has the motor purring like a fucking kitten.

Id just like to say that my ego has been deflated to the size of a snow pea.

but on the good side,

I got a ten according to her for my command of the english language. that.. and I got her phone number.

If I would have known this would happen I woulda broken my motor sooner.

 

[Kara_Sidhe]

Well mission accomplished, I would say. A little role reversal involved, but you got your boat and your phone number too. Maybe you should take her to the cowboy bar though, not the dressy restaurant.

 

[Guest]

Imagine if you will, a big gnarly fat assed neanderthal cussing and making rude gestures ....

I got a ten according to her for my command of the english language. that.. and I got her phone number.

that girl has low standards

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: well... shit?

that girl has low standards

that was mean....

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: well... shit?

that girl has low standards

No shit, I agree whole heartedly.

 

[Sixth]

She'll rock your boat, man.