Well, fuck me.

[Rhys]

Whine, whine, whine.

Either I single handedly polluted this board with my attitude and my smut or I didn't but you've got to make up your minds.

I love it. I pissed you off by actually writing sex stories on this board, and when I stopped you got pissed.

Officially, that makes you very silly people. Extremely silly. I'm highly amused.

So, fuck me. Or fuck me over, your choice. Go ahead. I'm reading at least.

 

[yui]

I don't think I whined.

Just sayin'.

WB, Rhys. I kind of like your piss and vinegar.

And God (Carson) knows I loved the smut. Sorry if I didn't communicated that to you.

Luck,

Yui

 

[Rhys]

I don't think I whined.

Just sayin'.

WB, Rhys. I kind of like your piss and vinegar.

And God (Carson) knows I loved the smut. Sorry if I didn't communicated that to you.

Luck,

Yui

Carson's a god, I'm a demi god. It's all good.

 

[English Lady]

Hey Rhys!

Good to see ya!

I'm a fan of anyone who doesn't post anything political

And maybe people moaned not whined? Moaning is a whole other ball game...

 

[yui]

Carson's a god, I'm a demi god. It's all good.

Demi-god is nifty. I mean, I'm like, Baby Spice on the take-me-seriously-level, so you are pantheons ahead of me.

P.S. I'm not nearly as loopy as I come across. Only careful. Very, very careful. And just to say, I don’t think you "polluted" anything.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey Rhys!

Good to see ya!

I'm a fan of anyone who doesn't post anything political

Oh, amen to that!

Demi-god is nifty. I mean, I'm like, Baby Spice on the take-me-seriously-level, so you are pantheons ahead of me. P.S. I'm not nearly as loopy as I come across. Only careful. Very, very careful. And just to say, I don’t think you "polluted" anything.

You're so cute when you're loopy

 

[Guest]

 

[Recidiva]

Whine, whine, whine.

Either I single handedly polluted this board with my attitude and my smut or I didn't but you've got to make up your minds.

I love it. I pissed you off by actually writing sex stories on this board, and when I stopped you got pissed.

Officially, that makes you very silly people. Extremely silly. I'm highly amused.

So, fuck me. Or fuck me over, your choice. Go ahead. I'm reading at least.

Pleased to meet you.

I only whine when irony is involved.

I'm also kinda impossible to piss off or pollute.

I only get bored and wander off.

I am silly though.

And amused.

You got me there.

 

[kbate]

We have to whine about something, why should you be exempt - princess.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Whine, whine, whine.

Either I single handedly polluted this board with my attitude and my smut or I didn't but you've got to make up your minds.

I love it. I pissed you off by actually writing sex stories on this board, and when I stopped you got pissed.

Officially, that makes you very silly people. Extremely silly. I'm highly amused.

So, fuck me. Or fuck me over, your choice. Go ahead. I'm reading at least.

Who are you again?
*runs away*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I need somewhere to file a complaint, because the contents of this thread don't live up to the promises made in the title *pouts*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I need somewhere to file a complaint, because the contents of this thread don't live up to the promises made in the title *pouts*

No kidding! Where the hell is the good hard banging that I ordered? I want my money back.

 

[Rhys]

We have to whine about something, why should you be exempt - princess.

What the fuck are you doing up here? Let me guess. You vanity searched me every fucking day so you'd know when I posted again? You and your goofy friends have absolutely nothing better to do?

Whatfuckingever.

 

[Rhys]

Who are you again?
*runs away*

No more Czech porn for you, smarty arse!

 

[Rhys]

I need somewhere to file a complaint, because the contents of this thread don't live up to the promises made in the title *pouts*

I'm waiting. With bells on. That should make for an interesting mental picture already.

 

[minsue]

I'm waiting. With bells on. That should make for an interesting mental picture already.

Damn, why does the good stuff always start when I'm about to leave?

I don't know you, Rhys, but I do certainly enjoy watching the two of you. Welcome back.

 

[Rhys]

Damn, why does the good stuff always start when I'm about to leave?

I don't know you, Rhys, but I do certainly enjoy watching the two of you. Welcome back.

Looks like it will be only temporary anyway, as Carson's off doing Carsony things.

Being God is apparently hard work. The rest of us get to take Sunday off.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Looks like it will be only temporary anyway, as Carson's off doing Carsony things.

Being God is apparently hard work. The rest of us get to take Sunday off.

yeah but you know lazy God is.... he's just a bystander in all this.

I mean, I am.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm waiting. With bells on. That should make for an interesting mental picture already.

mmmm depends on what they're on....

 

[Rhys]

yeah but you know lazy God is.... he's just a bystander in all this.

I mean, I am.

At least you admit it. It was a joke that got out of control wasn't it?

I mean, look at the platypus. If that is not an example of humour, I don't know what is.

 

[Rhys]

mmmm depends on what they're on....

I can make them ring just by flexing.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*raises eyebrow* flexing what?

 

[Rhys]

*flexes abdominal muscles*

*weg*

 

[kbate]

What the fuck are you doing up here? Let me guess. You vanity searched me every fucking day so you'd know when I posted again? You and your goofy friends have absolutely nothing better to do?

Whatfuckingever.

Yes. of course I vanity search your name daily; nothing "f'ing" is more "f'ing" important than knowing when you f'ing post. Ego much?

I simply saw you posting, and decided to say Hello, albeit with some sarcasm.

Get over it.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No more Czech porn for you, smarty arse!

He knows how to hit me where it hurts.

"Carsony things" LMAO! Like downloading dirty pictures of Sebastian Bonnet getting spanked in a hot tub?