Welcome to the General Board Gong Show with the host Dave Attel

[TonyClifton]

Submit your funniest one liners or comments and be judged by our panel of experts.

No videos please.

The winner will get a $10 gift certificate at the Literotica Gift Shop.

 

[TonyClifton]

This thread isn't worth a plug nickel.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'll put in a couple entries


First, Fighting for Peace is like fucking for virginity.

Second. , Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see an erection make him a sandwich.

Did I win?

 

[TonyClifton]

"This forum is a masterpiece of understatement." - Jackie Mason

 

[TonyClifton]

"Set the speed of this forum to ludicrous!"

 

[TonyClifton]

Vote for me. My name is Pedro.

 

[Aquagal]

Relative humidity: The sweat dripping from a man's balls after getting caught with his mother in law.

 

[Tryharder62]

My brother always said our Mother never saw the irony in calling him a son-of-a bitch.

 

[TonyClifton]

My brother always said our Mother never saw the irony in calling him a son-of-a bitch.

That was really lame...

Try again...

 

[Tryharder62]

Rodney Dangerfield - I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.