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[neci]

Zimbabwe : A lion eats a woman alive while having sex with her boy friend

Passion has destroyed the middle of a young African savannah, where she was making love with her boyfriend. A fifth wheel was a huge lion.
Man managed to escape. Young Zimbabwean immediately called for assistance. But during this time the flesh of a girl named Sharai Maver possessed a fierce lion. Ravished his prey animal in minutes.
"The lion crept up from behind and growled. The man immediately took to their heels. When he looked back, he saw that his lover kills a wild animal. Then he hurried out of their way to get help, "- writes the local newspaper My Zimbabwe.
However, people at first were slow to respond to the call of the would-be lover - from the clothes on the man was only a condom, so the locals took him for a madman. But after a while Africans still brought reinforcements to the ill-fated place under a tree in the savannah. But there were only traces of blood. Later, local hunters reported to have found a gnawed-off hand of the unfortunate woman.

I just had to share.

 

[blackleggings]

Zimbabwe : A lion eats a woman alive while having sex with her boy friend



I just had to share.

A "fifth wheel" how many people/lions were there? Maybe she was another person's "skankwhore."

Ugh, I'm going to hell.

 

[neci]

 

[neci]

A "fifth wheel" how many people/lions were there? Maybe she was another person's "skankwhore."

Ugh, I'm going to hell.

 

[cjh]

this is my favorite fifth wheel story.

http://www.tdblues.com/2009/12/robert-johnson-estate-court-testimony/

 

[neci]

this is my favorite fifth wheel story.

http://www.tdblues.com/2009/12/robert-johnson-estate-court-testimony/

that's a great story.

 

[IndieSnob]

Feline on feline violence.

I don't want to live in this world anymore.

 

[neci]

Feline on feline violence.

I don't want to live in this world anymore.

the locals took him for a madman.

 

[LongDrySpell]

A lion eats a woman alive while having sex with her boy friend

The lion must have been pretty good at multitasking. Why was the boyfriend letting a lion fuck him at all, much less while it was eating his girlfriend?

 

[lovetoread]

I was expecting a totally different kind of munch.

 

[kbate]

This is one more example of why a condom isn't a guarantee of so-called Safe Sex.

We must not hand out condoms in our schools, don't risk your children eating or being eaten by lions.

 

[scrymettet]

This is one more example of why a condom isn't a guarantee of so-called Safe Sex.

We must not hand out condoms in our schools, don't risk your children eating or being eaten by lions.

or being bitten by black mambas or Cape cobras.

I still have doubts on that story.

 

[neci]

The lion must have been pretty good at multitasking. Why was the boyfriend letting a lion fuck him at all, much less while it was eating his girlfriend?

you will have to ask the lion.

I was expecting a totally different kind of munch.

this is a 100% pussy munch thread.

welcome.

This is one more example of why a condom isn't a guarantee of so-called Safe Sex.

We must not hand out condoms in our schools, don't risk your children eating or being eaten by lions.

if he'd only had a gun.

or being bitten by black mambas or Cape cobras.

I still have doubts on that story.

were there condoms involved?

 

[Squibbs]

If they were blacks in America they would have had guns, no?

 

[neci]

If they were blacks in America they would have had guns, no?

all the lions i know carry military grade assault weapons.

 

[blackleggings]

I need my lion munched.

 

[Wings]

I expected a lifestyle meeting but I guess this is second best.

 

[lovetoread]

This place needs a Dom/Domme or two.

 

[IndieSnob]

I never had this problem at my furry conventions.

Again, I don't want to live in this world

 

[scrymettet]

This place needs a Dom/Domme or two.

you already have a lion

 

[LillyO]

Zimbabwe : A lion eats a woman alive while having sex with her boy friend



I just had to share.

This is why I always instist on being on top when i fuck in the African jungle.

 

[neci]

 

[IndieSnob]

Oh lawd, that shit is just fucking hilarious.

The best of both worlds.

I now want to live in this world.

 

[neci]

*happy dance*

between you and wings, i couldn't resist.

 

[IndieSnob]

I really thought it was going to be about this though...