Welcome our newest member, THICKNJUICY!

[Purple Haze]

Welcome!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

ok, who are you and what have you done with our King?

 

[Purple Haze]

Just trying to be friendly,

Didn't you know I'm President of the Lit Welcome Wagon?

Send THICKNJUICY a pm now...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Yes, those laxitive cookies you sent me really set the tone, but the coupon for a free tire rotation was expired.

 

[Purple Haze]

Whattya want, a basket of fruit?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Mangos would be lovely, why thank you

 

[lovetoread]

Anyone with that name has a healthy ego.

 

[sunstruck]

I like your hat.

 

[juicylips]

OMG

My ex has found me!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

I've got a sofa you can have, it's a little worn.

I swear to God, everytime I welcome a newbie, they disappear.

Anybody heard from "Slapnuts"?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

not lately hazey, I still miss mysterious. well not really, but it was the nice thing to say

 

[Purple Haze]

I like your hat.

Dig your outfit, wanna ride shotgun?

 

[sunstruck]

Love to! I'll be in your state for an hour tomorrow. You can take me for a spin.


Then we can go for a drive in your car.

 

[Purple Haze]

We don't have cars here, you have to check them at the border.

I have the coolest covered wagon though, with a team of buffalos.

Have you brushed up on your Midwesternese?

You'll need to...

 

[Monazwx]

This is the first thread I've seen where the newbie isn't present.

 

[Spinaroonie]

This is the first thread I've seen where the newbie isn't present.

you should see mine about newbies.

I'm not adopting tnj.

 

[Monazwx]

Returning newbies already Spin.?

 

[sunstruck]

I have the coolest covered wagon though, with a team of buffalos.

Awsome. I love buffalos. They don't smell at all. Much better than oxen.