Welcome Home You Sexy Turtle You

Cherry said:
We had a BadGirl Clubhouse last week ... AND Ginny didn't even come! She was trying to behave while you were gone, I think. Although, we nailed up an honorary tiara to the door (just incase she snuck in at night) She was very good all week ... trying hard to behave ...(badly) ;)


<laughing>......i zipped my hot aardvarkian ass over to the clubhouse just now, cherry.....omg..****....and yes i was on my best behavior last week....just conducting my pussy depth survey....trying to entice riff down here to fuck lucy for me...posting pics of cocks with glam and weathered....i just had a minor lil tizzy fit...just as turtle was headed home....but we've laughed so hard about it....that wasn't bad.....i don't think i did anything else...oh...well i did organize the webcamnow field trips and masturbated watching guys jack off.....turtle loves that, though.....hmmmm..i can't think of anythang else bad i did...but i'm sure.....there's.....something.....hmmmm.....ooooh......i suggested underwear styles for zam....and enjoyed his nude av's thoroughly.....is there anythang hotter than a cock sticking out?.....jesus...oooohh....and i did masturbate watching sexy alex and her big black wonder dildo on her webcam...yikes......i think i might need.......a........spanking?.....<winking at my turtle>.....
 
Cherry said:
Gin-Gin, Did you make bum prints on the wall, too?


i stamped my ass all over a canvas....omg....it looks so cool......it's gonna be a great addition to the turtle's office....;)


(you do know that turtle does these great abstract pieces....on black velvet.....with his semen......just WOW....it's such a hot genre of erotic art....working with body fluids and parts...starfish actually has some menstrual blood art.....let me bump that thread)
 
Ginny said:



<laughing>......i zipped my hot aardvarkian ass over to the clubhouse just now, cherry.....omg..****....and yes i was on my best behavior last week....just conducting my pussy depth survey....trying to entice riff down here to fuck lucy for me...posting pics of cocks with glam and weathered....i just had a minor lil tizzy fit...just as turtle was headed home....but we've laughed so hard about it....that wasn't bad.....i don't think i did anything else...oh...well i did organize the webcamnow field trips and masturbated watching guys jack off.....turtle loves that, though.....hmmmm..i can't think of anythang else bad i did...but i'm sure.....there's.....something.....hmmmm.....ooooh......i suggested underwear styles for zam....and enjoyed his nude av's thoroughly.....is there anythang hotter than a cock sticking out?.....jesus...oooohh....and i did masturbate watching sexy alex and her big black wonder dildo on her webcam...yikes......i think i might need.......a........spanking?.....<winking at my turtle>.....

OMG!
I forgot how BAD you really were! :D
 
*bratcat* said:


TWB told me to tell you that the satisfaction is payment enough. ;)


Ahhhh ... got him snookered already, huh? :D

It's all good, kitty!
 
*bratcat* said:
Hey...when you find a good man, it pays to keep him satisfied. ;)

<nodding>........mmmmmmm you're right about that.......;)
 
Re: Terrapin!

storm1969 said:
Welcome back, T!! You gonna share those pics? Or Ginny? I don't know how she survived without you.... She tried calling me, but it's not the same...... :p


i could have at least pretended you were him, storm....if you'd lubed up properly......so i could hear you wet stroking, thumb snapping over the head.....but noooooo.....you just wanted to dryfist it and grunt for me.... :p
 
labrynth said:
~ what would define a "good man" -

Main Entry: good man

Pronunciation: 'gud "man

Function: to make me happy, satisfy me emotionally and sexually

Etymology: good: Middle English, from Old English gOd; akin to Old High German guot good, Sanskrit gadhya what one clings to Date: before 12th century man: Middle English, from Old English man, mon human being, male human; akin to Old High German man human being, Sanskrit manu

(1) : of a favorable character or tendency (2) : hotter than fuck in bed, nasty, insatiable (3) a wicked sense of humor (4) thoughtful and loving (5) great cock and cook (6) tall, nicely tan, and handsome (7) literati champ

Synonym: tortoise
 
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A good man is hard to find, right Gin? (Or is that a hard man is good to find?)

Anyway, welcome back Tortoise. We'll expect to see your vacation slideshow as soon as you get your wind back.
 
Re: Re: Terrapin!

Ginny said:



i could have at least pretended you were him, storm....if you'd lubed up properly......so i could hear you wet stroking, thumb snapping over the head.....but noooooo.....you just wanted to dryfist it and grunt for me.... :p

LMAO!!

Let me try again!!! :p
 
Ginny said:


Main Entry: good man

Pronunciation: 'gud "man

Function: to make me happy, satisfy me emotionally and sexually

Etymology: good: Middle English, from Old English gOd; akin to Old High German guot good, Sanskrit gadhya what one clings to Date: before 12th century man: Middle English, from Old English man, mon human being, male human; akin to Old High German man human being, Sanskrit manu

(1) : of a favorable character or tendency (2) : hotter than fuck in bed, nasty, insatiable (3) a wicked sense of humor (4) thoughtful and loving (5) great cock and cook (6) tall, nicely tan, and handsome (7) literati champ

Synonym:
1. tortoise

2. twb

Isn't that what you meant?:D
 
Hamletmaschine said:
A good man is hard to find, right Gin? (Or is that a hard man is good to find?)



i think it's.....a good, hard man is good and hard to find.....
 
storm1969 said:
Let me try again! :p

i'm not calling you again until you get a bottle of astroglide....i have to have sound effects.....:p
 
*bratcat* said:


*pouncing onto Cherry's back...knocking everyone onto the floor*

heyyyyyy, girls! :kiss:



*climbs out from the bottom of the pile...grinning*


Thanks, girls! ;) :D
 
You all fucking rock.

<sniff>

I shall have my slide show material by this time tomorrow. Mostly shots of various marine mammals cavorting.

Yawn. ;)
 
tortoise said:
Mostly shots of various marine mammals cavorting.


justpet and zamdrist are gonna go boing......;)


i love you with all my heart, my sweet man......:heart:
 
Welcome Back

Welcome back Tort! Good to see ya around.

I got into all kinds of trouble whilst you were away!
 
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