Welcome, HetMen, to the Lit BDSM Forum. (?)

Lancecastor

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Welcome HetMen, to the BDSM Forum.

Welcome, HetMen, to the Lit BDSM Forum.
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On behalf of myself and the handful of other straight guys here, we hope you'll "enjoy" your time here.

If you happen to consider yourself a "Dominant" hetmale, we are sure you'll "really" have a fantastic time, as the place is crawling with totally bitchin' babes eager to meet guys just like you to talk about moist, hot BDSM action.

To get you started, here are the Top Half Dozen Threads; you may want to check them out first:

1. Pictures:StrapOns (12,484 Posts)
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The gals here really get off on talking about ramming a rubber dong up your pooper....if you've been itchin' to take one for the team, this is the place to go!

2. Switch Space (4,169 Posts)
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These are those kooky guys and gals that like to Dominate sometimes and Submit to you other times! Wow! Bonus....many are bi-sexual, so pretty soon, you won't know if you're cumming or going!

3. Pictures: Men in Bondage (2,962 Posts)
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Need we say more? Lots of hot babes, ready to tie one on and act out their wildest fanties of immobilizing, blindfolding and gagging, then whipping your straight middle class suburban WASP balls!

4. Can I come home now? (warm & fuzzy) (2,582 Posts)
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This is where the ladies mellow out and get sensitive. Lots of *hugs* in here. Prepare to *feel your pain* from being *victimized* by your *struggle* with *abusive* *Doms*. Chix dig this stuff, large!

5. How about some BDSM links here (2,111 Posts)
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You've already seen these...these are the sites you were wanking to before you got here....the ones that send you the emails with passwords to Russian hot porn sites every thirty minutes to your office email, moron!

6. Moderation (1,598 Posts)
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This one's a Tutorial for you...here you'll see how you'll be literally surrounded by the Babes of Lit in just weeks!!!

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Oh yeah....You might also want to read the:

Welcome to The BDSM Forum "Sticky" (828 Posts)
....if nobody talks to you...which they won't after a while.

It contains the Rules and Statements of Principles here. As you can see, almost nobody reads it, so here's an exerpt to preserve valuable beer fetching cycles:

"We want you to feel free, however, to express your fears and voice your concerns in an open way. This is a supportive and caring environment for your real-world based BDSM issues. We're not psychatrists, though, or therapists; if you need one of those, you'll have to find them elsewhere. "

As you can tell, this is THE place to be if you're a Dominant Straight Guy!

Welcome to Nirvana lads!


Cheers;

Lance Castor
 
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Well, I like that just fine.

Can I at least get someone to wash my hair and shave my legs?
 
Peaches, yes please.

KillerMuffin said:
Well that's just peachy.

What about domineering straight Muffins?

I suggest that *domineering straight Muffins* face similar yet differing orientation needs here.

Perhaps there ought to be a separate thread, or perhaps a Muffragette movement, should there be a perceived need for change within the Community.

What do you think?

Lance "Kinder, Gentler" Castor
 
I'm pretty sure...

KillerMuffin said:
Well, I like that just fine.

Can I at least get someone to wash my hair and shave my legs?

...there's at least a sub committee for that....just past the caucus room.

Lance
 
KillerMuffin said:
Well, I like that just fine.

Can I at least get someone to wash my hair and shave my legs?

Oh I'm pretty sure one of these lovely Dommes would be willing to lend you their little sissy subs for an afternoon of work at your home. LOL. You could even request a literate one that can type pretty fast, then you could have him/her type while you answer PM's,emails,etc. and just lean back and enjoy the fine weather.


Mmmmm, the Muffin Movement. It's catchy. I like it. What's your platform? LOL

PBW
 
Roughage?

P. B. Walker said:





Mmmmm, the Muffin Movement. It's catchy. I like it. What's your platform? LOL

PBW

I dunno how flattering "Muffin Movement" is, and I can only hope it's not catchy.

I suggest KM needs something with more zip and authority to it....get on that PB!

Lance "Whole Grain Goodness" Castor
 
nice thread

And I'd like to welcome our new Moderator,

Wedon'tstopatcastratingmalehetrosweeattheirtesticles.com
 
I am NOT a groupie

But im drawn to everything you two write. Im sneaking back into my corner of the sofa now. Won't be bugging you but know that I will be reading you both. You give me grins and giggles.....:heart:
 
This is starting to sound more like a night with the school board rather than a night snoozing in the tub while someone else has a go at the legs.
 
Re: I am NOT a groupie

A Desert Rose said:
But im drawn to everything you two write. Im sneaking back into my corner of the sofa now. Won't be bugging you but know that I will be reading you both. You give me grins and giggles.....:heart:

Scooch down on that sofa... I need more room <grin>... I'll try not to get any on ya... hehehe.

PBW
 
You people are all evil and wicked. I will be forced to monitor this thread. Consider yourselves warned.:p
 
*scratches PB off the shower slave list*

Well.

*eyes Writer Dom and Lance for "shower slave" candidacy without much hope*

I think I'll go write some smut now.

*sighs*
 
My dear KillerMuffin,
You could probably get those boys in the shower with you but I doubt the service they'd offer would include shaving your legs. ;)
 
KillerMuffin said:
*scratches PB off the shower slave list*

Well.

*eyes Writer Dom and Lance for "shower slave" candidacy without much hope*

I think I'll go write some smut now.

*sighs*

You are going on double probationary potential ignore. I'm not sure why but it's past my bedtime.
 
Re: I am NOT a groupie

A Desert Rose said:
But im drawn to everything you two write. Im sneaking back into my corner of the sofa now. Won't be bugging you but know that I will be reading you both. You give me grins and giggles.....:heart:

Grins and giggles are good things, ADR!

Thank-you for sharing them with us....guys like it when gals smile.

This thread is, of course, a way of promoting discussion about something that is seen as a flame-starter if approached directly....the inherant dichotomy in the way women and men *communicate* here.

A lot of what is *said* here can be very subtle, particularly by the womenfolk (this man's perspective there).

Example: Cym's old AV's are being adopted by some as, I presume, an indirect *statement* about her absence. If I adopted one, it would surely be seen differently, though I miss her presence and regret her absence/leaving as well.

It comes down to sorting things out, I suggest. Being inclusive. Not just in a lip service/line drawing way...the real thing.

I use humour to go near difficult or sensitive topics.

If I'm insulted or hurt, I use sarcasm.

We all communicate differently.

But...as a subset...the straight dominant men here routinely are whipped, shunned and gang raped in a most abusive way.

That needs to stop as far as I'm concerned.

So, I'm trying this.

And I'll keep trying.

Because....I like grrls. And I think giggling groupies are tres cool.

Cheers;

Lance
 
Perhaps an Uneasy Alliance?

KillerMuffin said:
*scratches PB off the shower slave list*

Well.

*eyes Writer Dom and Lance for "shower slave" candidacy without much hope*

I think I'll go write some smut now.

*sighs*

...because I'm neither easy, nor slave material.

But I could use a good exfoliation right back...here.

Lance "Calloused" Castor
 
Is this the train to Muffragette City?

*Slings napsack full of razors and shaving cream over shoulder*
 
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.....

alexandraaah said:
Is this the train to Muffragette City?

*Slings napsack full of razors and shaving cream over shoulder*

....hey Alexandraaah, step right this way.

Need help boarding? Being boarded? Being bored?

Lance "Porter Bello" Castor
 
All men are easy. It's the penis that's hard.

BWaahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sometimes I just kill myself.






David Bowie is Satan.
 
Hey....

KillerMuffin said:
All men are easy. It's the penis that's hard.

BWaahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sometimes I just kill myself.






David Bowie is Satan.

...is it ever good to see you cracking wise!

Bill Gates is Satan.

Bowie's an intellectual property rights genius.

Hmm...is that the same thing?

Lance "Trademarked for Your Protection" Castor
 
Draaah, oh Draaah, the evil that is Cheffie has gotten to you, hasn't he? Were you not warned of his vile David Bowie worshipping ways? Are you not the one who put the blue fingernail polish anti-Bowie wards on him?
 
KillerMuffin said:
Draaah, oh Draaah, the evil that is Cheffie has gotten to you, hasn't he? Were you not warned of his vile David Bowie worshipping ways? Are you not the one who put the blue fingernail polish anti-Bowie wards on him?

I loved Bowie before Cheffie was born.

Mild exaggeration but I don't really care.

I gave him multi-colored nails, he came back with blue...apparently the StudMuffin didn't take kindly to his nails and beat them up.
 
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