Welcome back Scotty!

[semen4her]

He's BETTER than Jesus. Jesus never had a masters degree in classical/American/English Lit.

Someone's in LOVE!

Does he own a laptop?

 

[pointless]

suddenly i'm hungry for crab rangoons. thems yummy.

 

[semen4her]

suddenly i'm hungry for crab rangoons. thems yummy.

What the fuck is a rangoon?

 

[JustSkye]

So were you a boiled or fried wonton?

hahaha I don't know. I do taste good, though.

 

[pointless]

oy... it's a fucking crab and cheese wonton, cocksucker.

 

[semen4her]

No, you're the cocksucker, cocksucker.

 

[Luk]

You tell me....

Scottie used to mistakenly believe that I was Vermillion Skye's husband and felt compelled to write me a very heartfelt email about how unfortunate it was that "my" wife was acting like a wonton whore on a site called Literotica.com.

Wow, sounds like someone that still posts here.

 

[Debbie]

He didn't stay long did he? Damn I wish Q could have been here to welcome him back.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Classic Scott81:

since some of you claim I lie.....

go ahead and ask me about my life. Oh right, you'll say Im lying about the answers I give.

From what college did you get your Masters in English??

Several pages later...

Apparently ScottdeSadeZilla81 isn't just a liar,

he's an incredibly bad liar!

It's not the lying. It's his uncanny ability to say the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong moment and have absolutely no idea that he's done it.

I mean, that must take practice.

Jeezus, you people really need to get some hobbies. You spend way too much time researching shit that has no bearing upon anything.

This is by far the most pathetic attempt at whatever Scott is attempting to do here, that i have ever seen on Lit.

Holy crap. I surrender. This is beyond sad.

its sad how some of you wasted so much time looking up something that is insignificant. It shows the level of obsession.

Oh yeah, no one has ever graduated from anywhere and if they say they did, they are required to prove it to strangers

I know I graduated(something even I didnt think would happen)and what I accomplished. Thats not what this thread was about necessarily.

I thought it was about whether or not you lie.

You've claimed to have a Masters degree in English Literature, and you've claimed that you got that degree from a college that doesn't offer it.

And without any explanation from you of this obvious paradox, you find it odd that people are skeptical about this?

yes because this is the internet and there is no way to prove anything.
I know what degrees I have and if some choose not to believe, thats their right.

"I have a Master's degree in English Literature from a college that offers no such degree."

"I can't believe that!" said Byron.

"Can't you?" Scott said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."

Byron laughed. "There's no use trying," he said: "one can't believe impossible things."

"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said Scott. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"

Maybe you should have said you got your Master's from Sally Struthers.

here is a question- why is it so vital that people need to know about this?
I dont see how it's relevent to anyone's life.

It's not relevant to anyone's life; it's relevant to the topic of your thread.

Okay, I really don't want to pile on here, but, I'm just a wee bit puzzled by one thing in particular:

• Masters in English Lit.
• Masters thesis comparing two American authors.

This thread sucks.

 

[Sean]

Bump!

 

[unregistered]

 

[DV81]

He's wicked smart and he whupped Scotty's so-called intellect within a milimeter of its life.

say what? the only thing Sean whups is his own half millimeter cock

 

[HighSchoolJock]

you cumstains need to realize that scotty never left. scotty's dick is so big scotty cant leave. to sum up scotty has a monster cock that allows scotty to be in all places at all times.


scotty

 

[Saint Peter]

...like shit and stink...

 

[Sean]

say what? the only thing Sean whups is his own half millimeter cock

I'm hurt, Scotty. Hurt that an intellectual, academic genius and paragon of veracity such as yourself could say such a thing.

 

[DV81]

I'm hurt, Scotty. Hurt that an intellectual, academic genius and paragon of veracity such as yourself could say such a thing.

and you're a paragon of gentlemanly behavior? I heard that mewfie divorced you for spousal abuse.

 

[Sean]

and you're a paragon of gentlemanly behavior? I heard that mewfie divorced you for spousal abuse.

I wasn't aware we were married. The things you miss when you're not concentrating. As for abuse, have you paid for the damage you did to HB's place yet?

 

[DV81]

I wasn't aware we were married. The things you miss when you're not concentrating. As for abuse, have you paid for the damage you did to HB's place yet?

if only I did damage, then you would have a case.
I see you're still grasping at straws. Did you fly over to CO and screw HB?
She likes your type.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Who's HB? I can't keep Lit gossip straight.

 

[Sean]

if only I did damage, then you would have a case.
I see you're still grasping at straws. Did you fly over to CO and screw HB?
She likes your type.

I don't see how she could possibly like my type if she dated you.

Still living with mummy and daddy?

 

[DV81]

I don't see how she could possibly like my type if she dated you.

Still living with mummy and daddy?

she likes your type- toothless and alcoholic.

No, I live in an apartment with my gf. Are you coming onto me?

 

[Sean]

Who's HB? I can't keep Lit gossip straight.

HeadlessBarbie. Scotty's ex. He smashed up her place. As far as I know, there's still a warrant out for him in CO.

 

[John Doe]

"I have a Master's degree in English Literature from a college that offers no such degree."

"I can't believe that!" said Byron.

"Can't you?" Scott said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."

Byron laughed. "There's no use trying," he said: "one can't believe impossible things."

"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said Scott. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"

Is that based on a passage from 1984?

 

[RoryN]

HeadlessBarbie. Scotty's ex. He smashed up her place. As far as I know, there's still a warrant out for him in CO.

She must've made fun of his manuscript for the sequel to "My Pet Goat"...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Is that based on a passage from 1984?

Through the Looking Glass, Chapter V.