Welcome and Warning to visitors from the Playground

[RawHumor]

We at the General Board appreciate having visitors here, but you'll want to take note that things aren't the same over here as they are over there. There are some things that you might want to keep in mind when you visit the GB:

• We DO have a sense of humor over here, but it is often sarcastic. If you can't appreciate sarcasm, you probably won't enjoy your time here.
• Not everyone here will tell you what you want to hear. The GB isn't as lovey-dovey as the Playground.
• If you can't take a joke that is poking fun at you, consider yourself forewarned. The Exit is on your left.
• If your Sig is longer than this entire post, you will likely be ridiculed for it.
• If you can't type a complete and coherent sentence, you will likely be ridiculed for it. That's not to say that we don't all make typos, because we do. Some of us are even bad spellers. However, as in real life, it is important to be able to communicate your thoughts.
• If you can't handle being ridiculed, you will likely be ridiculed for it. Again, the Exit is to your left.
• If you don't like threads about politics, or if having your brand of politics bashed is not for you, then the GB is not for you.
• We have trolls here. They are pathetic. They are often cruel. They do not represent us. But they are here.
• We have fluffy posters and serious posters. The vast majority of us are both, often at the same time. Understand that you are dealing with real people with real lives.
• Do not be afraid of Spelling Buddy and Grammar Buddy. They are your friends, trying to do a service to the public.
• Speaking of Grammar Buddy, your shows possession. It is the opposite of my. You're is a contraction for you are. Please put it in your notes.
• Tongue is spelled T-O-N-G-U-E. Period.

Does anyone have any suggestions for additions or modifications to this list?

Can we make this a sticky thread?

 

[Aquila]

I exist here.
I am evil and vile.
I exists only to corrupt and sodomize the FSU cheerleading squad. and pretty much anyone else that comes my way.

 

[Monazwx]

Nice post Raw.
This should be a sticky, but it's sad that it should.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Does anyone have any suggestions for additions or modifications to this list?

nudie pics are required for acceptance to this portal

 

[Lancecastor]

This thread only makes you weak.

Attack.

 

[RawHumor]

This thread only makes you weak.

Attack.

Ummmm... makes me weak? How, exactly?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Welcome and Warning to visitors from the Playground

nudie pics are required for acceptance to this portal

That's a good one, but I'd rather not advertise that on the door. Let them discover that once they're trapped inside.

 

[sunstruck]

Some of us are even bad spellers.

I have NO idea what you are talking about.

 

[J.B.]

If you can't type a complete and coherent sentence, you will likely be ridiculed for it. That's not to say that we don't all make typos, because we do. Some of us are even bad spellers. However, as in real life, it is important to be able to communicate your thoughts.

You’re talking about me aren’t you?

 

[RawHumor]

It's funny how, without naming names, the guilty show their faces.

 

[JazzManJim]

I'd add:

We have fluffy posters and serious posters. The vast majority of us are both, often at the same time. Understand that you are dealing with real people with real lives.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ummmm... makes me weak? How, exactly?

I need to explain this?

It's like the Hanns thing...even the simplest acknowledgment is a demerit. Dedicating a thread to those dinks? To warn them of our *mean-ness*? Fuck...Maybe we can make mud balls and build a fort, too.

~Dream~, Ladybird, Don K Dyck and others are here posting on the GB. If everyone from the GB hunts them down like rabid dogs and posts all over them everywhere they go for a few hours, they'll go back to the Playpen.

That is, if you can be bothered. In small doses I find them funny as hell.

Lance

 

[RawHumor]

I like that one, Jim. I'll add it.

 

[miles]

I AM Somebody!

 

[RawHumor]

I need to explain this?

I still fail to see how this makes me weak.

We often have people from the Playground come in here and get all shocked and offended that we don't want to sit around singing KOOM-BY-YAH with them.

I'm doing a Public Service Announcement here.

 

[zipman]

I need to explain this?

It's like the Hanns thing...even the simplest acknowledgment is a demerit. Dedicating a thread to those dinks? To warn them of our *mean-ness*? Fuck...Maybe we can make mud balls and build a fort, too.

~Dream~, Ladybird, Don K Dyck and others are here posting on the GB. If everyone from the GB hunts them down like rabid dogs and posts all over them everywhere they go for a few hours, they'll go back to the Playpen.

That is, if you can be bothered. In small doses I find them funny as hell.

Lance

You damn Warmongering Canadians!! Why can't you be peaceful like us Americans instead of exporting your aggression everywhere?

 

[sunstruck]

Beefcake honey, never make the mistake of taking Lance seriously. Learn from my mistakes. lol

 

[Lancecastor]

You damn Warmongering Canadians!! Why can't you be peaceful like us Americans instead of exporting your aggression everywhere?

You imperialist nouveau colonialist running dog capitalist swine-herder, don't you realize that one fast sharp poke to the chops is worth a thousand long drawn out battles?

Can you say 1812? I knew you could...

 

[Problem Child]

Why warn them?

You just took ambush right out of our sack of dirty tricks.

 

[Lancecastor]

Why warn them?

You just took ambush right out of our sack of dirty tricks.

Exactly.

 

[slowfingers1]

[*]If you don't like threads about politics, or if having your brand of politics bashed is not for you, then the GB is not for you.

Might as well be honest RawHumor and change that to:

[*] If you're a Democrat dont even bother posting on any of our political threads, we dont like your kind here! Now go away or I shall taunt you a 2nd time!

 

[RawHumor]

Like I said, I'm a nice guy.

 

[RawHumor]

I like some Democrats. Just not the whiny panty waste kind.

But I don't like whiny panty wastes regardless of political affiliation.

 

[bad kitty]

Mornin RH

 

[Gord]

What do they look like ?

Can someone point a few out to me - just so I will know


Do you think we should have some sort of password or code ?