Meekly_Anna
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Oh, sorry, my bad.
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That's ok. In cockney (east London) slang, and in slang more generally adopted in the UK, money is referred to as follows:Oh, sorry, my bad.
Love hearing this !I'm still working on it but on a later part my MC starts a verbal fight with a British guy. That exchange was sparked by a British colleague of mine who stated something costing a pony.
I had to find out what a pony is.
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It's a twenty pound bill.
The rest of British currency is easier to understand.
A pound sterling is the same as a sovereign, the former being based on the silver standard, the latter on the gold standard. A pound consists of four crowns, or eight half crowns, but a crown is also two and a half florins. Accordingly, one florin has the value of two shillings, or 20 shillings is again one pound. One shilling in turn is three groats, or twelve pennies. To represent small values, there is also the farthing. Three of these are a penny.
So while twenty shillings is a pound, twenty-one shillings is a guinea. This is really important if you want to buy clothes in the UK. This is because they are often advertised in guineas.
I will now give the audience the homework of dividing them up accordingly.
Thank you very much, some I knew already but most I didn't.That's ok. In cockney (east London) slang, and in slang more generally adopted in the UK, money is referred to as follows:
1 pound = a quid. Multiples are then referred to as 'quid': thus a market trader might tell you that the bag of oranges you want to buy is, "seven quid, love." Thus, seven pounds.
Five pounds = a fiver, particularly when referring to the bank note itself.
Ten pounds = a tenner, particularly when referring to the bank note itself
Twenty pounds = a score. This will not refer to the actual bank note itself - if I find a score lying on the ground, it could be twenty pound note, but equally it could be two tenners.
A pony = 25 pounds (note: there is no 25 pound note, and if someone offers you one it's 'dodgy' i.e. not genuine, a fake, not to be trusted)
Fifty pounds = a bullseye - from the centre of a dartboard, which is worth 50 points. Though it's a long time since I heard someon euse this, and more generally I've heard people talk about "fifty quid" instead.
100 pounds = a ton
500 pounds = a monkey
1,000 pounds = a grand, or it can be referred to as 'large', thus someone might pay "five large" for something costing 5,000 pounds.
Irrelevant unless you are buying them before 15th Feb. 1971 when the UK switched to decimal currency, and guineas were no more.So while twenty shillings is a pound, twenty-one shillings is a guinea. This is really important if you want to buy clothes in the UK. This is because they are often advertised in guineas.
How many?How many pennies it would take to crush a human being.
It can vary greatly, but if we're talking about an average-sized adult, about $2000 in pennies could probably do the job.How many?
I have all these visions going thru my head, it is the engineer in me. How do you apply $2000 pennies to a body! There are many ways.It can vary greatly, but if we're talking about an average-sized adult, about $2000 in pennies could probably do the job.
Just on the chest would stop the heart. But to crush them......... Interesting.Depends.
Placed on someone's chest it should be something like thirty kilogrammes or more. Strength of the person doesn't matter, because all the muscle are only there to exhale. Inhale is resistance of the body.
Without that heart massage to keep someone alive wouldn't work.
It will be problematic to stack them. Pennies are slippery, they will just glide off.
Why, yes, yes, it does and does so quite well!I asked the subreddit ‘ask reddit after dark’ if the water jet from a showerhead was enough physical contact for an orgasm, or if additional clitoral stimulation was usually required. Got into a reddit fight with some people that said it was a “moronic question” because everyone is different.
Gee thanks, I just wanted to know how plausible it was because my past girlfriends didn’t do it in front of me and my wife didn’t know because she doesn’t masturbate with the showerhead. Reddit is so useless.
Yeah I meant the hand held kind.You could have asked me if the hand-held kind works.
Why, yes, yes, it does and does so quite well!