weird masturbation

[FatSlut]

God, now I want to masturbate....




Ok, my first technique, one I discovered waaaaaaay back when, is to use the handle of a butter knife. It has to have some texture to it. Anyway, when I first started learning, I wanted to have something I could stick in me, and I found that. It didn't work that way, but I found my clit that day, and rubbing the knife handle against it felt amazing. I still use that.



My other one is the water one Absolutly heaven!

knowing me i'd get carried away and do myself a mischief with the butter knife!!

i did have an interesting experience with a toy light saber once though ....

 

[Woodmiester]

knowing me i'd get carried away and do myself a mischief with the butter knife!!

i did have an interesting experience with a toy light saber once though ....

Being one with the force?

So where ya been fatslut?

 

[FatSlut]

*giggles* i could go for a bit of yoda/Ewok role playing!

I've been around Mr Woody, but my PM's are all messed up, can't read or respond *sigh*

 

[Kewltoy]

Of latex....

I used to use a latex glove to masturbate in. Just lube it up and use the finger to slide in and out of. Or, even just cut the tip of the finger out of it, and use it as a bit of a sleeve.

And yes, to the agreement of all the others, shower heads are a wonderous invention.

My ex, also used to use the normal toys, dildo's, vibe's, etc, etc. She would venture into the occasional cucumber, carrots, candles, handles of various objects, and even the jacuzzi jets. Man, that was a blast watching her get off with the jets. Nearly instantaneous!

 

[theborg81]

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[TheProvert]

oh yeah. the water jets in a hot tub or jacuzzi.

my wife used the ones in the jacuzzi in our cabin two weeks ago and actually started crying the orgasm was so intense. wild.

 

[majinbuu1234]

WOW...

Damn! Your wife started crying? That must of been some orgasm.

 

[HotAsJuly]

It's not quite masturbating, but I like how it feels to use a hair dryer to dry off my dewed petals after a shower

 

[Luvinit]

oh yeah. the water jets in a hot tub or jacuzzi.

my wife used the ones in the jacuzzi in our cabin two weeks ago and actually started crying the orgasm was so intense. wild.

Those are the best kinds of orgasms.

 

[Agent Intrigue]

on top of the chest freezer

hi,


when i was younger and living with my parents, they had a chest freezer down in the basement.

I'd grab dad's penthouse or whatever head down with pillow, get naked , jump on the freezer belly down prop up on pillow reading the mag. get penis wet a lil bit and the slick cool hard surface feeling while slowly reading and pumping my hips created a nice feel , and after a while a gooey mess


Agent intrigue

 

[DevilBoy79]

sorry usual normal ways for me

 

[Dre]

About a year ago the shower head broke on our shower. We couldn't find a new one that fit, so our shower is just a pipe coming out of the wall with water coming out. The pressure on that is amazing. And they wondered why my showers went from fifteen minutes to an hour.

 

[kidthor]

Gilly...

God, now I want to masturbate....




Ok, my first technique, one I discovered waaaaaaay back when, is to use the handle of a butter knife. It has to have some texture to it. Anyway, when I first started learning, I wanted to have something I could stick in me, and I found that. It didn't work that way, but I found my clit that day, and rubbing the knife handle against it felt amazing. I still use that.



My other one is the water one Absolutly heaven!

...just thinking about you wanting to masterbate makes me want to masterbate.

 

[Amfig]

unususal also

Yeah, but can you drive nails with it? No that's some Kegels!

 

[Chav]

Hi all. New to this thread but love the topic. I have many fun stories. One of my first fond memories was of climbing a pole behind grandmas house. I was pretty young so didnt ejaculate but it gave me the most intense feeling in my loins. MMM, loved it, i shook and got soo weak. Thats when i was hooked.

 

[Chav]

When older,if no one was home, id run around naked, get so horned up( i think im a closet exhibitionist) and straddle the long pillows on the couch. I had to stop when i noticed the cum was staining. But it fealt great.