Weird comments

[alohadave]

This one put a smile on my face. This story is about a wicked little resort in the Tennessee hills that existed from the 1920s to the 1980s and somehow my protagonist ends up there in 1962. It makes me laugh that someone reading erotic fantasy is looking for plausibility. His notes on my ending are valid, I could have put more effort into it, but I was really looking forward to finishing the story.

by xxxxxxxx  on 03/12/2023

You could see the deus ex machina coming a mile away. And I'm sorry to say it wasn't handled all that well. The wrap-up (e.g., medical tests finding nothing after someone goes missing for two weeks) left something to be desired.

But the biggest problem was the time/,place setting. I could see, with a modest strain on credibility, a place like this in southern California during the relatively freewheeling Caryer years--maybe. But remote Tennessee in 1962? Zero chance. That whole atmosphere re: sex in the US at the time was far too repressed in general. Furthermore, Tennessee is the buckle of the Bible Belt, so that no matter how discreet the operation was, it would never have flown. No way you could keep a place like this quiet, either: the locals who do things like trades work will see things and talk. Next thing you know, the sheriff and his boys arrive and close it down.

"A" for effort but not very plausible at all.

I like how the time travel isn't questioned, but the sexual mores of 1962 Tennessee is the breaking point.

 

[oneagainst]

There are people out there who's main purpose in life is to find something wrong in everything they see, hear or read.

I appear to have found them all... Click and Collect: The Prenup

What's the world coming to if you can't write a straightforward LW BTB story that utilises a latex vac cube?

 

[Priscilla_June]

I think my weirdest comments are always on my Incest stories. While its fun to write those and in fantasy/fictional/theory they are hot (in my opinion I know its not for everyone). There are some comments that just froth at the mouth for it and its kinda concerning

 

[Erosfan]

I appear to have found them all... Click and Collect: The Prenup

What's the world coming to if you can't write a straightforward LW BTB story that utilises a latex vac cube?

Everyone has there own interests. If they have an issue with one of my writings, I prefer they just move on. No one can please everyone, nor should we try.

 

[MyBareTorso]

OK, my question relates to ‘odd’ comments. Have you received any doozies? Not hateful, bilge-water poison or malevolent threatening, just comments which, in context, made absolutely no sense.

I’ll give some examples.

First, and this has happened a couple of times with different words, I had a comment which was basically that they liked the tale, found it well-written, good plot, good eroticism, but they were disappointed that I had used the word ‘boobies’.

I hadn’t used that word; it’s not one on my list. To check, I even did a word search both in the published story and in my (Word) draft. Nope, ‘boobies’ weren’t in town that night.

A comment on another story corrected my use of the phrase ‘savoir-faire’, noting that my use of ‘saviour faire’ [sic] made no sense. Which might have been so - had I used either phrase.




As a second example, mentioned merely because it was cute, I’ve had my spelling studiously corrected when I haven’t made an error. “You said ‘a hunting licence’, but it shoulda been ‘license’ ‘cause that’s a vowel.”


Last one. I had published a pretty hot story and one comment said that they really liked it, but why hadn’t I mentioned birth control and STDs, ‘cause those are important. I managed to not point out the essential fantasy nature of free online erotic fiction…


What is it with some people? Or am I the only one to attract them?

After a not-too-outrageous story (featuring my usual CFNM, plus a little butt-play), I got the simple comment "a bit pervy", which I thought was an odd thing to say on an erotic fiction website.

 

[MyBareTorso]

These comments weren't incoherent or overly bizarre, but in some of my stories I found it strange what readers reacted to.

For example, in one of my Romance stories, Learning to Love Louise, in one scene one of the characters is looking it his late fiancee's obituary, which stated that she died on 10th September 2001. As the story is set in Adelaide South Australia, I wrote the date as 10/09/2001, the Australian format. One reader commented that this was a major mistake, and that she died on 9th October 2001, which would be the American date format. It just seemed such an odd thing to comment on in an emotive story.

One of my most amusing experiences was when I wrote the IT story series 'Body Swap With Sister's Boyfriend' back in 2019, where a nerd swaps bodies with his bossy twin sister's dumb jock boyfriend. It was never meant to be taken seriously, or a piece of classic literature, in fact it was full of immature jokes, slapstick comedy, and lavatory humour, with many of the scenes in the story featuring humourless characters who are not in the slightest bit amused by the chaos taking place around them. It was kind of ironic that like many of the characters in the story, the humourless readers found absolutely nothing funny about it at all and were so angered by the content, and the story became something like Literotica's answer to 'Freddy Got Fingered'.

Freddy Got Fingered reference!

 

[grenefire]

I just got the strangest comment. I don’t even know what to make of it. Of course the person is anonymous.

“Abundant pussy hair would have gotten you a rating of five! This was a descent story, very good, but without the mature lady look, hairy pussy, it's only a 4. I am not into the pre-puberty look; I know 2 people who arein prison who favor and like to touch that pre-puberty look.”

 

[Priscilla_June]

I just got the strangest comment. I don’t even know what to make of it. Of course the person is anonymous.

“Abundant pussy hair would have gotten you a rating of five! This was a descent story, very good, but without the mature lady look, hairy pussy, it's only a 4. I am not into the pre-puberty look; I know 2 people who arein prison who favor and like to touch that pre-puberty look.”

I think that guy left a similar comment on one of my stories… kept on kink shaming me for what is a rather trivial detail in my story lol

 

[StillStunned]

I just got the strangest comment. I don’t even know what to make of it. Of course the person is anonymous.

“Abundant pussy hair would have gotten you a rating of five! This was a descent story, very good, but without the mature lady look, hairy pussy, it's only a 4. I am not into the pre-puberty look; I know 2 people who arein prison who favor and like to touch that pre-puberty look.”

Hmm, sounds like Anonybush is becoming mild. Or maybe it's Anonybush Lite?

To clarify: there's an Anonymous commenter (or perhaps more than) who tends to go on at length about how every woman should have a full bush. Some of the details can become a bit strange, if not distasteful. But it's almost like a mark of approval for stories that make any mention of pubic hair at all.

 

[Lifestyle66]

I just got the strangest comment. I don’t even know what to make of it. Of course the person is anonymous.

“Abundant pussy hair would have gotten you a rating of five! This was a descent story, very good, but without the mature lady look, hairy pussy, it's only a 4. I am not into the pre-puberty look; I know 2 people who arein prison who favor and like to touch that pre-puberty look.”

Weird ... and an odd fetish.

My wife said she doesn't like hair as dental floss to pick out of her teeth, and neither do I.

If anonymous is imagining pre-puberty girls, well... consider the source. He's desperately trying to avoid joining his 2 friends in prison.

 

[oneagainst]

I think that guy left a similar comment on one of my stories… kept on kink shaming me for what is a rather trivial detail in my story lol

That's the problem with descent stories, that's movement towards the bush.

 

[OverconfidentSarcasm]

To clarify: there's an Anonymous commenter (or perhaps more than) who tends to go on at length about how every woman should have a full bush. Some of the details can become a bit strange, if not distasteful. But it's almost like a mark of approval for stories that make any mention of pubic hair at all.

"If I want to look at a plucked, raw chicken, I'll go open my fridge!"

I completely lost it at that point. Couldn't stop laughing.

 

[countdowntolov3]

"If I want to look at a plucked, raw chicken, I'll go open my fridge!"

Welp, time to grow a landing strip.

 

[Priscilla_June]

Hmm, sounds like Anonybush is becoming mild. Or maybe it's Anonybush Lite?

To clarify: there's an Anonymous commenter (or perhaps more than) who tends to go on at length about how every woman should have a full bush. Some of the details can become a bit strange, if not distasteful. But it's almost like a mark of approval for stories that make any mention of pubic hair at all.

I need a bumper sticker “I’ve been blessed by Anonybush”.