Weevil's sure way to a woman's heart

[Weevil]

Take up gardening. I know, it sounds ridiculous but it is without a doubt the thing to do.

Why? Three reasons

1) It shows your nurturing side.
2) It shows your functional side
3) The flowers thing. I buy flowers almost every day. My wife believes that I do this as some gesture of my love for her. While this isn't completely untrue, I mainly do it because new flowers give me a new toy to play with in the house. I buy flowers on days when my wife isn't home. She'll come home after being gone for a weekend the house will be filled with new flowers and she'll think I'm the sweetest thing.

"Ohhhh, you did that for me"
"Uh, sure, why not."

Trust me, if you're having problems with the ball and chain get the gloves on, get muddy and start planting.

 

[riff]

This is wisdom.

 

[lavender]

 

[AusTess]

HWTHB is a keen gardener.

Unfortunately if the cops ever look over the back fence,they'll arrest him and take the pretty plants away.

 

[Weevil]

HWTHB is a keen gardener.

Unfortunately if the cops ever look over the back fence,they'll arrest him and take the pretty plants away.

and, as my good friend Austess points out, it can be profitanble too. Women like money as well.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Just make sure there're no roses in that bouquet, Weevil. They smell kinda pissy.

 

[AusTess]

and, as my good friend Austess points out, it can be profitanble too. Women like money as well.

Nope,no money to be made.
He dont sell it,just smokes it.

 

[riff]

I don't really have a ball and chain, but he has made me glad that I took the time to become an experienced gardener.

I spent a couple of years into the veggie garden. What a great outlet! Digging in the dirt, getting the bed all ready, and planting. And then out come those mellons and cucumbers! And to eat what the earth has given you. It reminds me of sex in a major way.

I have maintained herbs, I have parsley, green onions, sage, cilantro, fennel, lemon basil, and chocolate basil. I have had no success with rosemary. For some reason it is a very delicate herb. I have planted every year and can't get it to germinate, but I am giving it another go this year.

I wish I could grow pot. At Christmas I got 2 ounces and I am down to probably enough for a fair joint and then time to scrape resin. In fact, I am smoking it right now before I head off to the bookstore.

I am sure that flowers work the same as all of the above. Weevil is talking truth with a capiTal T. It's just a good thing to do, we have been doing it for thousands and thousands of years and it has always had its benefits.

 

[Weevil]

Nope,no money to be made.
He dont sell it,just smokes it.

Well, there is money to be made. Either he could sell it or he saves it by not buying it elsewhere.

 

[AusTess]

Okay.

So it saves money which is then spent on moi.

I mean,a girl has gotta have shoes.

 

[riff]

Well, there is money to be made. Either he could sell it or he saves it by not buying it elsewhere.

And thanks by the way!

 

[seXieleXie]

i've found that through her ribcage is the surest way to a woman's heart... but maybe that's me