Wedding Wear Worries!!!

[Melody_lane]

Okay, I have a wedding to go to this saturday-and me, being the rough and tumble kinda girl that I am, have no idea what is appropriate to wear. Typically I'd go with a little black dress-but is that okay for a noon-time wedding?


HELP!?!

 

[Bobtoad777]

When in doubt go naked

 

[Nicole]

Melody, seriously there is nothing wrong with that for a Noon time Wedding.

When all else Fails go for the Little Black Dress.

Hope you have fun

Ever had one of those Days when your typing just sucks? I'm having one today.

 

[Earthmuffin]

Hey Melody, I heard your name on the radio today as a recent winner of $$ on a contest. It used to be that you couldn't wear black to a wedding unless it was a formal night time thing. I'd say if you aren't more formal than the wedding party you're safe. Then again, my sense of fashion runs from "What's not too frumpy to wear to the grocery store?" to "Which set of srubs am I going to wear today?" Good luck!

 

[Cheri]

With a noon time wedding, I'd suggest some other color than black, that is unless the wedding is very formal, think bridesmaides in dark colors and men in tuxes instead of morning coats. Most other dark colors would work, red, blue, hunter green or even purple, but black will look to much like a funeral if the wedding is informal. Hopefully there's somebody you can ask about all that.

 

[Nicole]

Gee Weddings must be WAAAAAAAY Different over there than they are here then.

Black seems to be the in color to wear to a wedding here, Noon or not.

 

[Thumper]

A dirge!

I think black is entirely appropriate for a wedding.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: A dirge!

I think black is entirely appropriate for a wedding.

Okay, you got me to smile tonight for some reason other than the election. Thank you.

 

[Renee]

If it's a Audrey Hepburn type of little plain black dress that's fine. BUT, DON'T WEAR BLACK STOCKINGS.. PLEASE! You need to wear either suntan or nude stockings for Noon.

Hope that helps.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

If you have a nice Dress suit or Pant suit it works well. I usually go in light pastels in the day time...



THE WIFE

 

[*Eve*]

Really wierd but I am going to a wedding this weekend too this Saturday. I think the only taboo is to wear white because that's what the bride would be wearing. I say as long as you are presentable any dress or nice slacks and a blouse maybe would be okay no matter what color other than white.

 

[CreamyLady]

Traditionally, black is also taboo at weddings. It is connected in many people's minds with mourning, and is also said to "make a statement." In other words, many will be wondering whether or not you are in mourning for lost hopes vis a vis the groom.

That is the Emily Post version. The updated version is if the nicest thing you have is a black dress, wear it, but accessorize with color.

The main criteria is to never compete with, or outdo, the bride.

 

[Thumper]

Don't go Melody!

I think Melody could outdo the bride if she wore a burlap sack

Just my humble opinion....

 

[Melody_lane]

Re: Don't go Melody!

I think Melody could outdo the bride if she wore a burlap sack

Just my humble opinion....

WEll, that's funny! I'm actually not going. The punk who invited me as his date, SAYS he can't get off from work. Of course being that he is a man, I'm not so sure if I believe him. And fuck me, if I'm not pissed that I won't get laid this weekend (Hey dixon, fuck me anyway). Pity, I need pity...

 

[Thumper]

*unlaces and looks down his pants*

I guess we could name it "pity"......

More's the pity?

Pity the fool?

Throw a pity party?

 

[Renee]

That sucks! Well, you can always tell him you were only going for the lay.. and ask if you can meet him for some sex at the office... For that my suggestions is to wear the black dress it's easy to hike up, and go with the black Fishnet stockings, only because when you are done, no one will notice the holes when you rip into them for the fast fuck... lol.



On a serious note:

I hope you have a great weekend don't let him destroy it, there is still time to find someone else to have fun with.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And fuck me, if I'm not pissed that I won't get laid this weekend (Hey dixon, fuck me anyway

Well. I am coming to New York next month....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Too cool to double post LOL

[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 11-09-2000 at 09:06 AM]

 

[Gingersnap]

So excited he stuttered!!!!! So much for the "cool"!!!

 

[Melody_lane]

Re: Re: Re: Don't go Melody!

Well. I am coming to New York next month.... [/B]

You're such a tease...

 

[Melody_lane]

That sucks! Well, you can always tell him you were only going for the lay.. and ask if you can meet him for some sex at the office... For that my suggestions is to wear the black dress it's easy to hike up, and go with the black Fishnet stockings, only because when you are done, no one will notice the holes when you rip into them for the fast fuck... lol.
On a serious note:

I hope you have a great weekend don't let him destroy it, there is still time to find someone else to have fun with.

I might have done that if he didn't work in a kitchen-he's a chef. Anyway, thanks for the well wishing...that was sweet. And although I won't be having the type of fun I hoped to this weekend, I'm sure I will find something to entertain myself with...
*whistling* here dixon, here boy....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sorry you're not geting the great sex you deserve. But I'll soon be in New York, Gotham, the Big Apple, and you know what they say...If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

 

[Xander]

*singing* I did it myyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaayyyyyyy

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll soon be in New York, Gotham, the Big Apple, and you know what they say...If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

I never made it there. He didn't think he should pop the air brakes in the middle of traffic, even if it wasn't moving. I don't know why not, we sat there long enough for a quickie. We did make it in other parts of the state, which I cannot spell, let alone pronounce and New Jersey. Ever make it at a chemical plant? Me neither, the air was too irritating, not taking anything off there.

What? Not that kind of make it? Well hell, I did make out in NYC. Stopped in traffic. How can those people talk on the cell phone, work on a laptop, listen to a book on tape BLARING, do the crossword, and drive all at the same time without spilling their coffee/tea/espresso?

 

[CelestialBody]