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N.Y. Couple Seek Baby Naming Rights

NEW YORK — Jason Black and Frances Schroeder don't know what they will name the baby boy they're expecting. But they aren't leafing through any ``Name Your Baby'' books.

Instead, the couple are looking for a corporate sponsor to pay half a million dollars for their son's name. Only time and money will tell whether the child will get a name like ``Heinz'' or ``Microsoft,'' ``Coke'' or ``Kraft.''
``It's the opportunity to have this media moment when the name would be unveiled,'' said Black. ``The exposure that it could bring to a business is potentially huge, and we think it would be well worth the investment on their part.''
Black and Schroeder have put the naming rights up for auction on both eBay and Yahoo!, at a minimum bid of $500,000. The ads were posted July 18 and will run through July 28. So far, there have been no bidders, but they plan to extend their offer.
Black and Shroeder, both 32, live in a 2-bedroom apartment with their daughters, Josephine, 4, and Lois, 22 months. They are anticipating that the birth of their son will leave them scrambling for more space.
``It's going to be a little crowded,'' Black said.
They hope that money from the deal would allow them to buy a house and save for their children's college education.
Black said he is not worried that an unusual name would make the child the target of any jokes at school.
``As long as we provide him with a comfortable and loving home, he's going to turn out fine,'' Black said.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,30651,00.html
 
ahh but their secret plan is to give him a normal middle name and call him by that in public...this is my prediction anyway
 
I know a family that named thier son and daughter Flash and Cuddles. Also grew up with a family named Beach, that named thier kids things like Coral, Sandy...

I mean people do some wierd things to thier kids. Hell, I named my daughter after me!
 
And what happens when Nike Pampers McDonald hits the age of ten and is regularly beaten up in school? I think I'll go into psychiatrity just to make a fortune on treating this poor soul.

Now jockeys and horses will be wearing advertising (like stock cars).

Do this -- spend two hours trying to not look at advertising. No print ads, no Internet banners, no billboards, no TV or radio spots, no special offers on the back of your cereal box. Just two hours. I bet you can't do it. And isn't that sad?
 
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