WE LOVE DAVE-73

[alexander tzara]

A proper stretch in porridge'll do that cat the world of good, OUTSIDER. Maybe he'll meet the kid from the advert. I heard he got done for doing Charly. (hahahahaha - see the way you can read that as a drug AND bestiality-based joke?)

 

[OUTSIDER]

Do you think they'll send him to HMP Slade and make him share with Gawdper(sp)...?

 

[alexander tzara]

Not if Noddy Holder's got anything to say on the matter.

 

[Siren]

* taking out my English to American dictionary

 

[OUTSIDER]

Mama we'er all crazy now......!
oh and break out the turkey cuppa soups.....

 

[OUTSIDER]

Re: * taking out my English to American dictionary

...looking at web site to see if I fell into some
Brit Wanker chat room....

sorry but we got caught up in the insanity that is Brit 70's public info films......normal service will resume soon.....and look listen then cross.....!

 

[alexander tzara]

"Wodger Wanks Higher Than Anyone Else In Wome"

LMFAO. I'll see if I can sort this out for you, Siren.

There used to be an advert on British tv warning kids against the dangers of talking to strangers. It starred a badly animated young lad and his cat, Charlie.

(There was a similar advert encouraging youngsters to learn to swim, which included the line "Meet Dave - he swims like a fish" - which, of course, vaguely relates to the topic of this thread)

Now, the electro band, The Prodigy, sampled some of the Charlie advert and had their first dancefloor hit with it.

This vague acid-music / drug-culture reference led us to surmise that Charlie The Cat was now "doing bird" in "porridge" (serving a long stretch in jail) after being caught selling drugs (possibly to the youngsters he previously preached to?).

I suggested that the young urchin from the advert was also now an incarcerated felon, having been done for "doing Charlie". "Charlie" is street-slang for cocaine and is also the name of the cat from the advert. Drugs AND bestiality - a double-whammy!

OUTSIDER wondered if the pair had been sent to HMP Slade, the name of the fictional prison from a long-running prison-based sitcom called, 'Porridge'. I used this as a tenuous link to Noddy Holder, lead-singer with the 70s Glam-Rock band, Slade.

Now, Siren - weren't you so much happier before I attempted to explain all that?

 

[Siren]

Roger-Alex-Rachel.....Huh?

 

[Roll-One]

Yawnssssss

 

[OUTSIDER]

ok A.T now I dare you to try and explain the "Clangers" and "Bagpuss" to them.......!

 

[alexander tzara]

Ok, Roll-On - we'll send in Dave to read you a nightie-nightie story. But then it's DEFINITELY lights out!

 

[OUTSIDER]

yes up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire for you little one.

 

[alexander tzara]

I'm going to bed. Remember to get Dave to answer the fun quiz on page three if he shows.

 

[Guest]

I got this dave-73 dude figured out. He is the antichrist. Really. Look what he said over on the "Updated fuck list" thread ...

"Well I want to fuck all the females in the whole world. I think that answers your curiosity ... I am working on this world domination thing but it's taking a long time, any suggestions on how I can speed this up???????"

Sure dave-73, I got a suggestion. Get a haircut and get a real job. It worked for Roger. Now he has a girlfriend. You can get one too, dave-73, and then you'll be well on your way to fucking all the females in the whole world. You have to start somewhere.

Well, dave-73, you can strike deborah off your list. She's already fucked up!!

 

[Never]

I want to [deleted] Dave. Don't you?

Wouldn't you if couldn't you?

 

[Starfish]

Look Never, You couldn't figure out the Yougurt thing, because you didn't really look at the whole thread. You just posted....

So just get over this 'wanting to take over the world' crap.

Your tongue will get worn out before you even get out of New England.

 

[Never]

Why would I read the whole thread?

 

[Starfish]

Maybe..... Information?

Oh yeah that's right.. You're only here to satisfy your oral fixation.


I wish Dave would stick his dick in my ass. Oh, that's right, I've already got a Dave to stick his dick in my ass. Never you mind.

 

[Never]

I'm not interesting in information.
It's all meaningless anyway.

 

[Starfish]

huh? What? I don't know what you mean.

 

[Laurel]

I want to [deleted] Dave. Don't you?

Make a nice dinner for?
Buy a spellcheck for?
Kiss?
Fist?

 

[Never]

Starfish:
All information is meaningless.

Laurel:
Didn't you hear me?
I said I wanted to [deleted] him!

 

[Laurel]

Why would you want to deleted him? Seems he already deleted himself long ago.

Come on, Never girl. Say it with me: "fur duck".

Now say "f duck".

Now take away the "d".

You can do it! I know you can...

 

[Never]

I want to fur duck Dave?

What type of pervert do you think I am Laurel? I refuse to do that unless .. I have a few Scorpians in me and Dave is just the nickname of one salma hayek.

Oh yeah, I'd fur duck her like there was no tomorrow.

 

[Laurel]

You'd have to get in line for that one. Lots of folks want to fur duck Salma.

A line...imagine that, a Salma train. Let's start that rumor!