~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Earnestlover, I'd like to be your agent. We'll make some money, honey. I'm going to New York City next week to be on the Howard Stern show again. He wants me to tell the story about what happened to me after he painted my tits green (I met a Martian). You can go with me, Earnestlover. We'll feature you as the only living abortion.
Earnestlover, you're cruisin' for a fuckin' bruiser here, bud. Have you met Fuckin' Bruiser? Bend over and go BAAA! Say what? Dave-73 still has his dick up your ass?
Earnestlover, you're cruisin' for a fuckin' bruiser here, bud. Have you met Fuckin' Bruiser? Bend over and go BAAA! Say what? Dave-73 still has his dick up your ass?
earnestlover
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Hey,thanks !
hey thanks....for a fleeting second there, i thought it was your Cock !
come on, Deborah, be nice, don't be mean....i promise to be nice of you don't be mean...i'am tired of throwin insults and gettin them !
hey thanks....for a fleeting second there, i thought it was your Cock !
come on, Deborah, be nice, don't be mean....i promise to be nice of you don't be mean...i'am tired of throwin insults and gettin them !
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Never said:
Too damn funny! LOL!
Earnest, forget it, the apology thing and "let's be friends" thing won't work. You've lost us. Well, I suppose I shouldn't speak for everyone, but you lost me, a long time ago. You haven't said ONE thing that made any sense, that wasn't offensive, and didn't sound like it came out of the mouth of a pre-teen whose parents won't let him go the latest Britney Spears concert and "It's not fair, it's just not fair!"
Post 10 things that are actually on topic, coherent, and not typed with one hand while the other hand squeezes the weenie, and maybe me and a few others will back the fuck off. Deal?
alexander tzara
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I found this old thing when I was spring cleaning. Anyone got any use for it?
alexander tzara
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thats the spiritt!
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Is it just me or is it impossible to read anything he writes?
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THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKER, FUCKY, FUCK, FUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, PUPPIES, FUCKER, FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK, FUCK!
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THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKER, FUCKY, FUCK, FUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, PUPPIES, FUCKER, FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK, FUCK!
alexander tzara
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
Hey, just remember you're on notice for comments like that!
Dixon Carter Lee
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I've been "on notice" since the day I first heard a George Carlin 8-track and realized that I wanted to grow up and be a smart-ass, too. I've been put "on notice" by over-confident, ineffective dweebs my whole life. Right now there are ex-hecklers who at some point in the middle of their miserable day will suddenly stop and say "That damned comic in 1985! He is SO on notice!" before continuing on with their job of selling bootleg "Charlie's Angels" tapes in front of Macy's.
I can live with it.
I can live with it.
alexander tzara
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
I often wondered what happened to hecklers when they retired. I always thought they'd end their days hurling witty barbs at the nursing staff while their pressure sores were being tended.
[Edited by alexander tzara on 04-12-2001 at 02:04 PM]
alexander tzara
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Dave - you should really check out the competition if you're planning to do this seriously. Run a search on the poster known as Woody Viagra.
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alexander tzara said:
Trust me...that's exactly what some of them end up doing. Good thing there are Nurse Rachetts out there like me working in the homes who can hurl it right back at em'.
"You need your nitro? Oh sure hon, right away." <snicker>
alexander tzara
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Deborah said:
I'm pretty damn sure our Dave is Albion born 'n' bred, Dev. He's an Essex Boy. He's got a spellchecker and he "can't be arsed" to use it, remember.
I'll do a a quick test if you like, though.
HEY, DAVE - some questions to verify your nationality.
1) Which character in 'Father Ted' is known to say 'Feck! Arse! Girls!?
2) What are the main ingredients in a full English breakfast?
3) Where is Ali G from? Be specific!
4) What's a public school? Did you go to one?
5) Is it true what they say about the Welsh - that they're better lovers than the English?
6) What do you think of people in the North?
7) What reputation do Essex girls have?
8) Who's Tara Parker Tomkinson?
9) Who presents 'Ready Steady Cook'?
10) What do you think of the French?
11) What was the name of the band who won 'Pop Stars'?
12) Who is Howard Marx?
I'll try to establish Dave's gender now:
1) What is the clitoris, and where is it situated? (clue: it's not a club in Ibiza)
2) Who is Jordan?
3) Which Lads' magazine did Howard Marx write for?
4) Would you let a man suck your nipples?
5) Which sexual act is most likely to bring a woman to orgasm?
alexander tzara
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Aha, Nitengale - I knew it! (And I see how you chose your handle, now)
OUTSIDER. Tell you what, mate - stick an aceeeeed groove under that little sample and you'll have yourself a bangin' little club hit. Oh! The Prodigy already did that.
Wonder what ever became of Charlie The Cat
OUTSIDER. Tell you what, mate - stick an aceeeeed groove under that little sample and you'll have yourself a bangin' little club hit. Oh! The Prodigy already did that.
Wonder what ever became of Charlie The Cat
