WE LOVE DAVE-73

[Guest]

MEET DAVE - DAVE SWIMS LIKE A FISH

It's true. Dave is great. Dave's handsome, witty and sharp as a knife - give him a spell-check and he's unbeatable.

Dave's only been here a day and he's already the most popular member of the board. All the girls want to sleep with him and all the guys wish they could be more like him. He likes all the coolest music, he's the snappiest dresser and I've heard he even has a Dreamcast!

WE LOVE DAVE-73.

Discuss.

 

[Expertise]

Roger my deepest sympathy that you have to share that lovely island if not your country with our friend Dave

Dave

Ya' soccer hooligan supportin', warm beer swillin', no cuisine to speak of eatin', trainspottin', Spice Girl fan club president ya'!

We love ya' ya' little fucker! (as a headlock is applied to better deliver noogies to the head)

Dreamcast is soooooo cool. Don't let anyone tell you different.

 

[Jeff726]

He likes all the coolest music, he's the snappiest dresser and I've heard he even has a Dreamcast!

Dreamcast GOOD!

http://www.campchaos.com for all your web cartoon needs!

 

[CreamyLady]

Good grief. I don't want to sleep with Dave. I'd rather sleep with, well, Sasquatch.

 

[Triatic]

Sasquatch GOOD!

~runs off, giggling~

 

[Lasher]

I miss dave already. When's he coming back? Anyone know?

 

[Triatic]

~sigh~ Things just aren't the same without ol' Dave...the seconds shall truly feel like hours until he returns...

Oh Dave, Dave...where art thou?

 

[Deborah]

I got this dave-73 dude figured out. He is the antichrist. Really. Look what he said over on the "Updated fuck list" thread ...

"Well I want to fuck all the females in the whole world. I think that answers your curiosity ... I am working on this world domination thing but it's taking a long time, any suggestions on how I can speed this up???????"

Sure dave-73, I got a suggestion. Get a haircut and get a real job. It worked for Roger. Now he has a girlfriend. You can get one too, dave-73, and then you'll be well on your way to fucking all the females in the whole world. You have to start somewhere.

 

[CreamyLady]

You can get one too, dave-73, and then you'll be well on your way to fucking all the females in the whole world. You have to start somewhere.

Not this female. I'd really rather fuck Sasquatch.

 

[Laurel]

LMAO!!!

Roger, you slay me, once again.

 

[Never]

Dave, I too, have often dreamed of world domination and sleeping with all world's women. I want to be your sidekick and, in return for much loyal service, I ask only for Hawaii.
I'll be Pinky and you can be the.. Wait, no, that won't work at all.
Hmmm, maybe Bill Gates still has room for an obsequious nutcase with delusions of grandur and a rampaging libido.

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*One is a genius, the other's insane*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey Rog so who is this woman that brings you so much pleasure? Come on give it up already....


Da chef

 

[Roland Gilliad]

DAVE IS WEIRD!

no one ever told me the general board could be so funny i mean all you psychos Hailing daves canadian arse while he sits in his one room apartment jacking off at pics of nekkid 12 year olds..i certenly dont wanna be like dave! i would rather be like bill gates! or Donald trump! or Vince McMahon being a "genetic Jackhammer" or Mick Foley! hell i would rather be ted turner than be dave!Dave is a canadian bahstad who came in to be the butt of every joke and i for one as an american citizen and proud of my kit-kats think that everyone should keep makin these jokes and keep me in stiches and will someone direct me to the few posts he did make...if their as bad as ive herd they must be damn funny!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

He ain't ours

ummm Roland ... Dave is not Canadian .. he is a Brit.
Please forgive my kitkat remark .. i meant no harm. give me a kitkat .. give me a break.

and i too would much rather be ted turner than dave.

in fact dave created all this fucking havoc and then split .. i mean has anyone bothered to notice that he split.

 

[Gil]

Roger has a girlfriend?

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[earnestlover]

WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE ?

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I STILL CAN'T GET IT , PEOPLE !

 

[Deborah]

Look behind you, earnestlover. Dave is right behind you and his dick is up your sorry ass.

 

[Gingersnap]

LMFAO!!! Roger you stinker you still have yet to send me one freaking support payment. I want that money or I am serious I am sending these little apes to you parcel post!!!! Lets see how your new girlfriend likes that you hairball......

 

[Gil]

I knew it, I KNEW IT!

Roger, obviously you have been sharing more than just your wit and humor with us Colonials. You are a VERY bad boy!

You'll never get that telephone bill paid off now.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Dave is a brit? i thought he was canadian! yea dave is gone but the jokes about him will live on for a few threads at least!

oh and USA! USA! USA! USA! ALL THE WAY!

DING DONG THE DAVE IS DEAD!!

 

[earnestlover]

DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !

DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !DAVE AND DEBORAH ARE GAY !

FUCK YOU, OH SARCASTIC ONES......YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY PATHETIC !

 

[Never]

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Meaningless is bad but that was plain mean.

 

[Gil]

So let me see if I understand you correctly, Ernesto ol' buddy.

You believe that Dave-73 and Deborah are homosexually inclined? An interesting conclusion; however did you arrive by it?

Incidentally, I've just GOT to ask, are you an advocate/adherent of "better living through chemistry"?

 

[Roland Gilliad]

is it just me or is this dave Arguement getting out of hand??

 

[earnestlover]

My dear Davers !

my dear..it would be categorically incorrect to categorise me into a mundane and normative poster ..however, what I wish to stress at this moment of orgasmic catalysts is that Dave and Deborah are pathetically brought together in a classic case of primitive perversity where the subjects are respectively...Gay and Lesbian in design and intention !