We lost the war on Slugs!

[parodyluvr75]

Ran out of salt.

 

[Squibbs]

You salt your garden?

 

[kotori]

I have so many people on ignore, I only get about 1/8 of your parodies.

 

[pointless]

just let 'em eat the mushrooms, man. they aint hurting nobody. as long as they don't touch me it's all good.

 

[jeninflorida]

did you see the ones coming in from Africa? talk about a value meal

 

[parodyluvr75]

You salt your garden?

It keeps out the slugs.

I have so many people on ignore, I only get about 1/8 of your parodies.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=854076

 

[parodyluvr75]

did you see the ones coming in from Africa? talk about a value meal

 

[Sean Renaud]

did you see the ones coming in from Africa? talk about a value meal

If those things ever show up in America I'm personally calling in Seal Team 6 and arming them with Rock Salt Launchers. Those aren't mollusks, they're monsters from the deepest pits of hell.

 

[blackleggings]

My google search for this came up with some pretty horrific images.

 

[pointless]

the sea slugs that have mouths that blow up like a balloon are pure nightmare fuel.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The current Godaime Hokage (五代目火影, Literally meaning "Fifth Fire Shadow") of Konohagakure, Lady Tsunade from the series Naruto is also known as The Slug Princess. She is one of the most powerful kunoichi in the world, possessing and wielding extremely strong medical jutsu and healing abilities.

Also big boobs.

 

[blackleggings]

The current Godaime Hokage (五代目火影, Literally meaning "Fifth Fire Shadow") of Konohagakure, Lady Tsunade from the series Naruto is also known as The Slug Princess. She is one of the most powerful kunoichi in the world, possessing and wielding extremely strong medical jutsu and healing abilities.

Also big boobs.

If I ever have a need for a boob picture, I know where to go.

 

[Sean Renaud]

The current Godaime Hokage (五代目火影, Literally meaning "Fifth Fire Shadow") of Konohagakure, Lady Tsunade from the series Naruto is also known as The Slug Princess. She is one of the most powerful kunoichi in the world, possessing and wielding extremely strong medical jutsu and healing abilities.

Also big boobs.

Funny how she doesn't hold a candle to the Toad Punk these days and frankly I'd rather be the Snake anyhow. That fucker must have figured out the Konami code at some point, it's the only answer for how he has so many goddamn lives.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The current Godaime Hokage (五代目火影, Literally meaning "Fifth Fire Shadow") of Konohagakure, Lady Tsunade from the series Naruto is also known as The Slug Princess. She is one of the most powerful kunoichi in the world, possessing and wielding extremely strong medical jutsu and healing abilities.

Also big boobs.

Big boobs are good.

If she could come over and charm the slugs into going into my neighbor's yard, I'd be grateful.

 

[CandiCame]

I've oft wondered if slugs were demonic.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

If I ever have a need for a boob picture, I know where to go.

yeah - your smartphone!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

 

[Sean Renaud]

I've oft wondered if slugs were demonic.

I take you mean I can't cover you in slugs and then eat them off your naval?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Not demonic. Delicious as a fritter with a dollop of cream.

Slug Fritters Ingredients
10 freshly slaughtered slugs cleaned of all outer mucous
1/2 cup of cornmeal
1/2 cup of high protein flour
3 eggs
2 egg yolks
1/4 cup of heavy cream
4 tbs. Of butter
4tsp.of sour cream

Instructions

First chop the slugs into fine mince, then beat the eggs and egg yolks with the heavy cream together. Sift the dry ingredients and then cut 2 tbs of butter into that mixture. Add the egg and cream mixture to the dry ingredients and whip with a whisk vigorously for one to two minutes. Melt one tbs of butter in a sauté pan and pure the batter into 2 1/2 inch cakes in two batches. Serve warm with a dollop of sour cream.
Yields 4 servings.

From: Voodoo5536@aol.com

Collected by Bert Christensen
Toronto, Ontario

 

[BoyNextDoor]

For the record, the real secret is the cleaning of all outer mucous. If you leave the outer mucous, the dish is really ruined.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've oft wondered if slugs were demonic.

They are.

Most slug cats fear getting awakened from a nap.

 

[lovetoread]

I take you mean I can't cover you in slugs and then eat them off your naval?

You totally ruined my man o man love hope

 

[parodyluvr75]

For the record, the real secret is the cleaning of all outer mucous. If you leave the outer mucous, the dish is really ruined.

Now, I'm getting nightmares.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I've oft wondered if slugs were demonic.

They are.



Most slug cats fear getting awakened from a nap.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You totally ruined my man o man love hope

Oh, you couldn't handle us. This is tame.