We hold these truths to be self-evident...

[Saucy_Sage]

"The biggest self of self is indeed self."

Mark Sanford​

"No matter where you go . . . there you are."

Buckaroo Banzai​

Your turn. What essential truths could you not have stated any better?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"I'm surrounded by idiots!"

Dilbert

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Que Sera, Sera.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.

- Martin Luthur King Jr.

 

[Guest]

"It's nice to be nice to the nice."

Frank Burns, M*A*S*H

 

[impressive]

The hardest to learn was the least complicated.

~ Indigo Girls

 

[sr71plt]

"Snap outta it!"

Cher, Moonstruck

 

[Guest]

This is hubby's favorite quote, especially appropriate right now.

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -- Harrison Ford, Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Stella_Omega]

Turn and face the change
-David Bowie (slightly rephrased)

 

[Saucy_Sage]

"It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years."

Tom Lehrer​

 

[oggbashan]

Kilroy was here.

Parkinson's Law: Work expands to meet the resources available.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You want to hear me scream? Play some rap music.

Bruce Willis - The Last Boy Scout

When the going gets tough, sit down and have a beer, it might just calm down.

Me