We don't need no stinking badgers!!!

[DeepGreenEyes]

Do we?? For the LOVE OF GOD, just let the honey badger BE NASTY and BADASS!!

 

[rekane]

What he said

Honey badger don't give a shit...

 

[rekane]

You know, we may not need any stinking badgers, but there is a hedgehog I want on my side.

http://jaynenelson.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/spiny-norman.jpg?w=210&h=127

DINSDALE!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Those things really stink... Luckily, there's a brand new badger Deodorant that's just been put out on the market by Faberham-Weller. It's going to bring the badass little honey badger into living rooms of elderly couples everywhere. they will have a guard, a companion, pest control and garbage disposal all wrapped up in one adorable and springtime fresh package of luuurve.

Life as we know it will NEVER BE THE SAME.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You know, we may not need any stinking badgers, but there is a hedgehog I want on my side.

http://jaynenelson.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/spiny-norman.jpg?w=210&h=127

DINSDALE!

The Chinese watch.

Those things really stink... Luckily, there's a brand new badger Deodorant that's just been put out on the market by Faberham-Weller. It's going to bring the badass little honey badger into living rooms of elderly couples everywhere. they will have a guard, a companion, pest control and garbage disposal all wrapped up in one adorable and springtime fresh package of luuurve.

Life as we know it will NEVER BE THE SAME.

Aging kinky baby boomers will LOVE the honey badger. He's pretty badass. And so green... Every morsel goes into his sprawling maw, or is recycled by birds and jackals. I am offering franchise opportunities for upscale weasel-oriented retirement villages.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The Chinese watch.



Aging kinky baby boomers will LOVE the honey badger. He's pretty badass. And so green... Every morsel goes into his sprawling maw, or is recycled by birds and jackals. I am offering franchise opportunities for upscale weasel-oriented retirement villages.

I'm buying in ahead of the market. First time I've ever been that smart...

smart, right?

 

[izod]

As much as I love Weird Al, and would love to see "Conan the Librarian" - Does this thread have any value other than to start shit?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Honey Badger is "pretty badass"... and I would like to think that he would embrace that label, you know, if he gave a shit.

 

[sterculius]

Don' I know joo fron' somplays?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm buying in ahead of the market. First time I've ever been that smart...

smart, right?

Get in on the ground tunnel.

Honey Badger is "pretty badass"... and I would like to think that he would embrace that label, you know, if he gave a shit.

No doubt. Nasty D.

As much as I love Weird Al, and would love to see "Conan the Librarian" - Does this thread have any value other than to start shit?

Why yes. Humor, and particularly the absurd, can be used as a tool to refocus and recalibrate circular arguments, while simultaneously breaking through entrenched positions and....

Wait.

I forgot that I don't give a shit.

Sorry.

 

[TarevaChine]

Not only is he a bad ass, but he's a craaazy bad ass. That narration was hysterical! So thank you for the laugh and the use of the word "fucktard".

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Where are the little meatballs on toothpicks?



And... is someone implying that starting shit could be a bad thing? MORE

 

[Lord_Steve]

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE FOUGHT AND DISMEMBERED THE NOBLE HONEY BADGER AND STOLEN HIS HONEY FOR MY OWN.

I will descend upon him with an uncanny norse fury in the manner of the bezerkers of old and hew his skull from his brawny neck and wear it as a codpiece to hide my prehensile prong from the public censure of little old ladies and babes in arms.

To ensure a fair fight I will give him a fairburne-sykes fighting knife and a glock 19 loaded with frangible rounds made from the crushed skulls of dead popes.

Xtra X-TRA read all about it!

LANKY + LOVELY LORD STEVE WILL HEW HONEYBADGER HEADS UNTIL HIS/HER? HAUBERK IS INCARNADINED ENTIRELY WITH A BLAZON OF BADGER BLOOD.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nooooo... not the DEAD POPES!

Those skulls make such good drinking vessels. So big and swollen.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Nooooo... not the DEAD POPES!

Those skulls make such good drinking vessels. So big and swollen.

call me an angry atheist if you want but i think the catholic church needs to answer for the fact that 100% of currently living pontiffs refuse to have their craniums painfully reprocessed into highly-effective hollowpoints for honorable hash-settlings.

selfish is what i call it.

 

[where]

Those things really stink... Luckily, there's a brand new badger Deodorant that's just been put out on the market by Faberham-Weller. It's going to bring the badass little honey badger into living rooms of elderly couples everywhere. they will have a guard, a companion, pest control and garbage disposal all wrapped up in one adorable and springtime fresh package of luuurve.

Life as we know it will NEVER BE THE SAME.

you are joking, right?

 

[Stella_Omega]

you are joking, right?

Mustelids are no joking matter.

 

[where]

Mustelids are no joking matter.

I still can't tell if you are winding me up.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I still can't tell if you are winding me up.

I'm winding you up

Honey badgers would make the worst pets, odor aside. They are hyper active. The only thing that slows them down is venom-- bee or cobra matters not. They would never even feel being swatted with a rolled up newspaper.

They would eat everything in the house and then start on your leg.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Not only is he a bad ass, but he's a craaazy bad ass. That narration was hysterical! So thank you for the laugh and the use of the word "fucktard".

It is a fine, sturdy word.

Where are the little meatballs on toothpicks?

They're made from rancid cobra, and they will be out shortly. Have some larvae until they're truly disgusting!

I'm winding you up

Honey badgers would make the worst pets, odor aside. They are hyper active. The only thing that slows them down is venom-- bee or cobra matters not. They would never even feel being swatted with a rolled up newspaper.

They would eat everything in the house and then start on your leg.

Often a honey badger who is "acting out" merely needs some extra attention, walks, or an "extra special" food bowl made from the skull of a pontiff. Often all it takes to improve his mood is just letting him dismember a small neighbor child. Experiment! Above all, have fun with your honey badger!

 

[rekane]

Those things really stink... Luckily, there's a brand new badger Deodorant that's just been put out on the market by Faberham-Weller. It's going to bring the badass little honey badger into living rooms of elderly couples everywhere. they will have a guard, a companion, pest control and garbage disposal all wrapped up in one adorable and springtime fresh package of luuurve.

Life as we know it will NEVER BE THE SAME.

I'm winding you up

Honey badgers would make the worst pets, odor aside. They are hyper active. The only thing that slows them down is venom-- bee or cobra matters not. They would never even feel being swatted with a rolled up newspaper.

They would eat everything in the house and then start on your leg.

Stella, I have to ask how you came to know the fragrance of a honey badger? It's easy to assume they would be stinky, their diet of nasty things and all (and I'm sure their dental hygiene is lacking), but you have stated flat-out that they reek.
Twice.

You also seem to have intimate knowledge of how they would be lousy to live with.

Did you have a honey badger in your home? Did you suffer with such a rotten roommate?

I ask because I think you could use some help to overcome the trauma.
You may be experiencing some PTSD.

Here's a number: 1-800-GIVEASHIT.
They will connect you with a support group in your area.
These people do good work.

You no longer have to live with the shame and horror of the remaining emotional and actual stench.
Having lived with a mustelid myself (a horribly abusive sea otter), I know your pain.

 

[where]

I'm winding you up

Honey badgers would make the worst pets, odor aside. They are hyper active. The only thing that slows them down is venom-- bee or cobra matters not. They would never even feel being swatted with a rolled up newspaper.

They would eat everything in the house and then start on your leg.

I had to be sure because, well, you are american, I'm also a glass of wine in when I get on here these days and... well, there's this...

http://www.shropshirestar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/SD3609770@LA28PIG-2.jpg

 

[Keroin]

You know, I'm choked. Seriously.

OK, so my Gmail has a thingy that says I can make myself invisible. Invisible? Holy shit! How has no one else noticed this? I thought.

So, today I tried it. I selected "Go invisible" and when I was done the box said, "You are invisible".

Fucking awesome!

Off I went to the bank, with a big empty bag to put all the money in. (A clear plastic bag...duh, I wouldn't blow my cover that easily).

Well, it turns out that I was, in fact, visible. TOTALLY visible.

I am writing this, from jail, in lieu of my one phone call. Somebody has to expose Gmail for the fraud they are!! Perhaps someone could call me a lawyer, though.





Oh wait...what was this thread about?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I had to be sure because, well, you are american, I'm also a glass of wine in when I get on here these days and... well, there's this...

That pig is totally badass. Like the way he is getting a carrot stuffed up his snout? Badass.

You know, I'm choked. Seriously.

OK, so my Gmail has a thingy that says I can make myself invisible. Invisible? Holy shit! How has no one else noticed this? I thought.

So, today I tried it. I selected "Go invisible" and when I was done the box said, "You are invisible".

Fucking awesome!

Off I went to the bank, with a big empty bag to put all the money in. (A clear plastic bag...duh, I wouldn't blow my cover that easily).

Well, it turns out that I was, in fact, visible. TOTALLY visible.

I am writing this, from jail, in lieu of my one phone call. Somebody has to expose Gmail for the fraud they are!! Perhaps someone could call me a lawyer, though.





Oh wait...what was this thread about?

I think it is morphing into badassness. Google? So badass. Found the secret button on Google docs yet? It is so nasty! It totally freezes time, except for you. So you can not give a shit at all, and go to the illegal pet supercenter, and look at the perky nipples of the cobras, unhassled by totally-not-badass aquarium changer teenagers who think cobras don't like wearing tiny snake teddies and garters.

Also, you can steal some larvae when you're there. Check it out. Totally badass.

 

[Lord_Steve]

That pig is totally badass. Like the way he is getting a carrot stuffed up his snout? Badass.



I think it is morphing into badassness. Google? So badass. Found the secret button on Google docs yet? It is so nasty! It totally freezes time, except for you. So you can not give a shit at all, and go to the illegal pet supercenter, and look at the perky nipples of the cobras, unhassled by totally-not-badass aquarium changer teenagers who think cobras don't like wearing tiny snake teddies and garters.

Also, you can steal some larvae when you're there. Check it out. Totally badass.

haha jesus dge brings the pain.

Hoes take note YES i do snakebondage and NO it's not lazy to let a python choke-a-sub for you and YES vipers are biting your tender wrists and toes and NO I don't remember if i drained their venom sacs and YES this was just a bad idea but NO i will not stop lashing you with this cat-o-nine-asps and YES i'm going to lose conciousne