Sparky Kronkite
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Particularly on the Shebabe!!!!!
We picked up a bottle at GNC yesterday at lunch. $30! A buck a pill!!! Fuck!
Instructions are to take a single pill with a meal 3x's a day or - get this - or, take 3 or 4 of'em an hour before "activity."
We decided to attempt a "slow build" so we took one at lunch. An hour and a half later I went over to the Shebabe's office and she was wide-eyed and only a little freaky. She questioned what she was feeling but there were no complaints.
When we got home from work and after feeding the little one - we took another pill. We had a few beers and watched Survivor.
I, ever the trickster put a third cap in each of our last beers before retiring but I forgot that you should open the cap (I'm such a dumbass) and I put the entire cap in the bottle. And I swear we were watching the Survivor folks down those grubs and crap when the Shebabe nearly launched in mid-swallow! But she downed it.
Then she started getting pretty randy - I being skeptical of these things, just figured it was a placebo like effect. But what the hell right?
Anyway - what followed was a much, much more lengthy session - and wilder one too. We did everything.
And - after the 3rd time (although I'm sure it was more - you know girls how they kind of string together) for her, I kinda thought she was done, she usually is done after just two, so we turned on the TV - funny thing too, my one time and no severe wilty for Sparky.
And She? She then up and problaims that she's not done yet and whips out the master blaster, white plastic vibrator from hell and - get this - just does it without me.
Cool!
Anyway, the jury's still out but - the first experiment went very, very well.
We picked up a bottle at GNC yesterday at lunch. $30! A buck a pill!!! Fuck!
Instructions are to take a single pill with a meal 3x's a day or - get this - or, take 3 or 4 of'em an hour before "activity."
We decided to attempt a "slow build" so we took one at lunch. An hour and a half later I went over to the Shebabe's office and she was wide-eyed and only a little freaky. She questioned what she was feeling but there were no complaints.
When we got home from work and after feeding the little one - we took another pill. We had a few beers and watched Survivor.
I, ever the trickster put a third cap in each of our last beers before retiring but I forgot that you should open the cap (I'm such a dumbass) and I put the entire cap in the bottle. And I swear we were watching the Survivor folks down those grubs and crap when the Shebabe nearly launched in mid-swallow! But she downed it.
Then she started getting pretty randy - I being skeptical of these things, just figured it was a placebo like effect. But what the hell right?
Anyway - what followed was a much, much more lengthy session - and wilder one too. We did everything.
And - after the 3rd time (although I'm sure it was more - you know girls how they kind of string together) for her, I kinda thought she was done, she usually is done after just two, so we turned on the TV - funny thing too, my one time and no severe wilty for Sparky.
And She? She then up and problaims that she's not done yet and whips out the master blaster, white plastic vibrator from hell and - get this - just does it without me.
Cool!
Anyway, the jury's still out but - the first experiment went very, very well.
