We chat and we post...

[PaulUK]

Paul, want to buy a floundering sign shop? I could work for you and we'd be bankrupt twice as fast.

I see only fifteen things wrong with that plan, mate. Leaving aside the fact that I am broke, British, thick-as-a-plank, and far to busy watching my own career go down the tube, wouldn't all that work stuff get in the way of my screwing around time?

I much prefer the plan where all the CMs get drunk.

 

[PaulUK]

Congrats, Neffie... of course it's OK to allow real life to sneak in here too.

Cats... you missed a spot...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I much prefer the plan where all the CMs get drunk.

oohh.. I don't drink, cause when I do, I get all warm and tingly. Can't have that now, can we...

I will however, take pictures of all the Male Cm's... drunk off their butts and singing pirate songs.

 

[Saoirse]

I much prefer the plan where all the CMs get drunk.

hmmmmm I much prefer it when one CM gets drunk....... whispers Drunken Git!!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Originally posted by Neftoon_Zamora oohh.. I don't drink, cause when I do, I get all warm and tingly. Can't have that now, can we...
I will however, take pictures of all the Male Cm's... drunk off their butts and singing pirate songs.

Can I just point out that I never, ever sing pirate songs. However, I was singing songs from the 1960s at an appalling volume (and in various keys) at New Year, and there is always a severe karaoke risk whenever I am slaughtered.

Plus, Neffers, talking about you being tingly will have Dalt losing his mind for days now.

 

[PaulUK]

hmmmmm I much prefer it when one CM gets drunk....... whispers Drunken Git!!!!!

As the official representative of the drunken git, I would like to point out that it has been almost two weeks since my last "transgression".

 

[Saoirse]

*smiling* Okay I guess I will keep my av. I kinda like it anyway. I was happy to meet your fox, Sao, he seems very nice and obviously makes you very happy which has to be a good thiing . You guys did make me lonely for someone who wasnt around today though....

Hugggggggs Sao!! Happy you are snuggled in the fox's den!!

Hugssssssss Cats........ *stretching and smiling contentedly*.. He does make me veryyyyyyyy happy!!!

And I know that your someone special is also a lovely guy... and he is very lucky to have you! Just look after each other.

Now.. that uniform still hasnt arrived..... story of my life with the post these past few weeks..... cant wait to try it on and take pix for Neffie!!!!... laughing.....

 

[Saoirse]

As the official representative of the drunken git, I would like to point out that it has been almost two weeks since my last "transgression".

hhhmmmmm I guess once a year is ok then..... but remember to destroy the evidence if it happens again.... or indeed make sure you are not in the company of either a Queen Minx or a Lepreminx!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Damn that woman and her save function.

Uniform <perk & change of subject>

 

[Saoirse]

little French Maid uniform.... ring some bells?? *g*

and on that note..... any more of the 12 Lays written? *jumping up and down with excitement*

 

[PaulUK]

Working on it as we speak.

So... ummmm... you're going to... errr... maid?

 

[Saoirse]

"maid".... hmmm now that is Paul speak for..... sex???

 

[PaulUK]

Isn't everything?

Hey... you're almost ready to start the countdown!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Cats... you missed a spot... [/B][/QUOTE]

*looking around......omg, Paul you are right!!! Hooking up fire house to a tank of soapy water and firing it right at Paul. There, NOW everything is all clean and sparkling. Hands Paul a towel and then runs....*

 

[Saoirse]

laughing..... strips Paul down to his bare essentials... and rubs him dry!!!!!

and wooooooohoooooooo only like another 20 posts to go I reckon!!!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

*Hands Sao her new cabana girl uniform *wg* I can see that all this rubbing may lead to more messy spots. Maybe we should consider decorating in plastic sheets???

 

[Saoirse]

psstt Cats.... what's a cabana uniform??

laughs at creating more messy spots..... maybe we should just move to the bathroom!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I think I just swallowed fifteen gallons of fire-retardant foam... which is a first, even for this place...

 

[Saoirse]

eeewwwwwwwwwwww *kinky*!!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

It definitely needs some vodka or something in it too...

 

[Saoirse]

well I think in that case you would be forgiven for not swallowing... spitting it out is acceptable!!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I bow to your greater knowledge on this whole subject, Sao!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Laughing....it was just soap... Paul swallow it like a real man!!!

Sao, I would say a cabana girl uniform would be like a sarong kinda thingy...kinda tropical and beachy!! Very sexy!!!

 

[Saoirse]

generally swallowing is better than spitting..... much more socially acceptable!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Goooooooo Saooooooooooo you posting minx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe the key to a good cabana girl uniform is a lack of undergarments....