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PaulUK said:Let me get this straight... somehow I went from going for a drink with Trix to sitting in a car with her hubby, eating crisps, having a dog threaten me unless I give HIM the crisps, and meantime you floozies are getting lap dances?
PaulUK said:I am so getting shafted... and not in a good way!!!

PaulUK said:I am so getting shafted... and not in a good way!!!
PaulUK said:I haven't had to sit in the back of the car with a bottle of pop and a bag of crisps since I was about 10... and yesssss.. we used to have cars back then... If you even think the words Model T Ford, Trixers, you are in for a spankin'!

PaulUK said:You make a good point, Trixers, and I stand corrected. Not a shaftee here. Nah huh. Maybe I should just get of this damn car and... oh no! Childlocks, ferchrissake????
PaulUK said:If I can just get out of this damn sunroof, you are in big trouble for that Flintstone's remark, young woman... *puff, gasp, strain* Oh no.. don't let me get stuck with me nethers inside the car and a dog who has run out of crisps...
PaulUK said:And with a single bound and a cry of "Hi, ho, Guinness" he was free!
So, now., spank a minx first and then have Guinness, or drink, spank and then more Guinness? Oh, the choices a Flintstone has to make.

PaulUK said:In them high-heeled boots, Trixie, you'd never get far... besides... first sound of running water and all I have to do is wait outside the ladies'.
Damn cheeky pensioners......Saoirse said:Does Trix know her new minx name Paul?![]()
Saoirse said:something about Tinkleminx!!!! running>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>![]()