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Guinness good... locked in a car with a dog who really likes Cheese and Onion, bad
 
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It's good that there is something in here that's wet... and that isn't fido's nose...
 
PaulUK said:
Let me get this straight... somehow I went from going for a drink with Trix to sitting in a car with her hubby, eating crisps, having a dog threaten me unless I give HIM the crisps, and meantime you floozies are getting lap dances?

LOL...well thats the plan!!!
 
I am so getting shafted... and not in a good way!!!
 
I haven't had to sit in the back of the car with a bottle of pop and a bag of crisps since I was about 10... and yesssss.. we used to have cars back then... If you even think the words Model T Ford, Trixers, you are in for a spankin'!
 
PaulUK said:
I am so getting shafted... and not in a good way!!!

Just an afterthought......

Theres a GOOD way for you to get shafted???? :eek:
Hmm....lets not go there........!
 
PaulUK said:
I haven't had to sit in the back of the car with a bottle of pop and a bag of crisps since I was about 10... and yesssss.. we used to have cars back then... If you even think the words Model T Ford, Trixers, you are in for a spankin'!

LOL...I dont even know what one of them is!!

I thought you would have had one of those stone cars....you know like they do in the Flintstones....!!! I mean they didn't have engines when you were young did they??? :D
 
You make a good point, Trixers, and I stand corrected. Not a shaftee here. Nah huh. Maybe I should just get of this damn car and... oh no! Childlocks, ferchrissake????
 
PaulUK said:
You make a good point, Trixers, and I stand corrected. Not a shaftee here. Nah huh. Maybe I should just get of this damn car and... oh no! Childlocks, ferchrissake????

Heh heh....us Minxes think of everything!!
 
If I can just get out of this damn sunroof, you are in big trouble for that Flintstone's remark, young woman... *puff, gasp, strain* Oh no.. don't let me get stuck with me nethers inside the car and a dog who has run out of crisps...
 
PaulUK said:
If I can just get out of this damn sunroof, you are in big trouble for that Flintstone's remark, young woman... *puff, gasp, strain* Oh no.. don't let me get stuck with me nethers inside the car and a dog who has run out of crisps...

Hmmm...........Fido looks kinda hungry you know.....
 
maybe this is where Sao walks past with a 6 pack of Guinness in hand..... and tantalisingly holds them up to the windscreen!!!!
 
And with a single bound and a cry of "Hi, ho, Guinness" he was free!
So, now., spank a minx first and then have Guinness, or drink, spank and then more Guinness? Oh, the choices a Flintstone has to make.
 
PaulUK said:
And with a single bound and a cry of "Hi, ho, Guinness" he was free!
So, now., spank a minx first and then have Guinness, or drink, spank and then more Guinness? Oh, the choices a Flintstone has to make.

LOL.....like you'd catch me old dude.....:D
 
In them high-heeled boots, Trixie, you'd never get far... besides... first sound of running water and all I have to do is wait outside the ladies'.
 
PaulUK said:
In them high-heeled boots, Trixie, you'd never get far... besides... first sound of running water and all I have to do is wait outside the ladies'.

:p :p :p Damn cheeky pensioners......
 
You'll be the one showing a lot of cheek durin' your spankin'...
 
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZiiiippppppppppppppppinggggggg my mouth.................:D
 
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