We chat and we post...

[PaulUK]

Ummm... if I get to choose...

I didn't seriously shave my legs, AME - have you not heard how damn hairy they are? I'd still be shaving next week...

Strutting athletically...

 

[AME]

*watching Paul*

whispering.....ummm athletes dont have that hip swing

omg....are you mincing?

 

[PaulUK]

That's not a hip swing... it just feels weird in the ummm... package department... less... ummm.. friction... SHUDDUP!!

 

[AME]

You shaved the package too?

 

[PaulUK]

I shaved the package first... steady hand, no fatigue... all that...

 

[AME]

WOW......and you didnt let some of your friends here help....

I think youre going to be in big trouble for not sharing!!!!

Glad Ill be in bed by the time they all get here...lol

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I understand that shaving makes the 'package' appear larger.


Hmmmm.. I'm going to ponder this for a bit.

 

[AME]

ohhhhh?!!!

Do you think that was the motivation for the shave Neff....
and that duct tape maybe had nothing at all to do with it?

 

[silkynsmooth]

ohhhhh?!!!

Do you think that was the motivation for the shave Neff....
and that duct tape maybe had nothing at all to do with it?

<perk> duct tape...searchng for my hot wax.....

 

[AME]

Silky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huggggggggggssssssss


Did you bring your tool bag?
and did Milo ever show up?

man I dont see you enough....lol

 

[PaulUK]

WOW... and you didnt let some of your friends here help... I think youre going to be in big trouble for not sharing!!!!

And this would be worse trouble than allowing them near Percy Package with a razor?

 

[PaulUK]

Originally posted by Neftoon_Zamora I understand that shaving makes the 'package' appear larger.

That and a handily placed magnifying glass...

 

[AME]

Percy!!!!?....LMAO

what kinda manly name is that for a ....well ya know

 

[PaulUK]

Oh, oh.. they're recruiting. Still, I have my trusty mate Dalt here to help me. Dalt? Dalt??

 

[Dalt]

*watching Paul strut. Shoulders back, chest out, gut sucked in*


Paul, blue only looks good on our cm names. Ferchristsakes, BREATHE!


Don't matter how hard you try, that 28" waist ain't coming back.


keeping pubes trimmed also makes the package look bigger. although in my case the look may be minute.

 

[Saoirse]

I shaved the package first... steady hand, no fatigue... all that...

wait until the re-growth starts!!!! scratch... itch... scratch!!!!

 

[AME]

umm Paul dont scream for him....

hes a man....hes never going to be there when you really
need him.....sheesh......

 

[AME]

wait until the re-growth starts!!!! scratch... itch... scratch!!!!

pssssttt Sao......its just another excuse to have a fiddle.... LOL

 

[Dalt]

sure, it's easy for some people to laugh. I remember when they shaved me for surgery at 18. I had kidney surgery so they shaved half my chest and all my pubes. Now the last time I looked at an anatomy book, my kidneys were no where near my pubes. Can anybody here spell sadist?

god, it itched so bad growing back.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

At least no one said,

"Slip off his Spectacles."

 

[AME]

man you must be old.....

Ive been nursing 13 years and we have NEVER shaved anyone in that time pre op!!!!

 

[Dalt]

of course I'm old. the surgery was in 1965. they gave me five years. fooled the hell out of them

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Americans are razor happy, Ames.

We shave EVERYTHING.

 

[AME]

of course I'm old. the surgery was in 1965. they gave me five years. fooled the hell out of them

WOW...... I wasnt even born....lol

and Neff was in diapers!!!!!

 

[AME]

Americans are razor happy, Ames.

We shave EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING?....