We chat and we post...

[Saoirse]

Well some of the time is good enough for me...

you obviously dont have a penis huh?...lol

laughing.. no.. I dont..... that could be why I spout more sense than these guys!!!! and they accuse us of penis envy!!!!!! I dont think so!!!!

 

[AME]

laughing.. no.. I dont..... that could be why I spout more sense than these guys!!!! and they accuse us of penis envy!!!!!! I dont think so!!!!

LOL
ya know that always shocks me.....

Its not like we cant have all the penis' we want now is it?

 

[Saoirse]

you know Ames.... that's exactly my point too!!!! I mean they cant resist us can they????

 

[AME]

and we prove that the Y chromasome carriers the stupid gene once again......LMAO

 

[Saoirse]

they have no clue... but they SOOO need the X chromasome!!! MEN!!!!

 

[Dalt]

hhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuummmmmmmph

Y'all can't play home games of pocket pool and unless your name is "dot" you can't write it in the snow


men, we're so creative

 

[Saoirse]

I wish I knew what you had just said then Dalt!!!!

 

[Dalt]

*english....we lose so much in a common language*

Sao, honey. Next time your wearing slacks or jeans (do irish lassies wear blue jeans?) put your hand in your front pocket.

See if you feel balls or a cue?

Now put your hand in Hubby's pocket. Feel the balls and cue?

That's pocket pool


As for the name in the snow.............try writing your name while peeing outside.

These jokes always lose so much when I have to explain them.
And they weren't that funny to start with.

 

[Saoirse]

lol Dalt.... *hugssssssssss* thank you sooooooooo much for explaining to me!!!!

Yes.. Irish lasses wear jeans.... as do their hubbies!!!! and errrrrrrrrrrrr nope... unless my hands were in his pockets I could most definitely not play pocket pool!!!!!

and ummmmmmmm..... peeing in the snow would also cause problems... apart from the fact we get feck all snow.... my aim would not be as good as my hubby's!!!!

*kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

 

[Dalt]

hearing the echoes of Irish laughter across the internet

NO!

NO!

NO!



I always knew wearing an orange tie on St. Patricks Day would return to haunt me

 

[Saoirse]

well how about instead of a straight "NO" I explain that I am in a committed cyber relationship and I dont cheat... would that make it easier to bear?????

 

[Dalt]

laughing, not at all.

not to mention the fact that it would ruin this whole ongoing schtick.

I saw Lauren in chat this morning. All she said was

"Dalt, NO!"

 

[Saoirse]

It must make you feel so loved and wanted!!!!!

 

[Dalt]

it makes this place feel just like home

Hey Paul, when you sign back in:

You hear that more and more guys over 70 are taking viagra?

It's not for the sexual benefits.

They simply want to stop peeing on their shoes.

 

[Saoirse]

moving swiftly on.... inclement weather we are having for this time of year!!!!

 

[Dalt]

rofl, Sao, it certainly is lousy. Since the first of the year we've had 2 days without snow.

I'm so tired of having cold feet and hands.

Not real thrilled with hearing the furnace run almost not stop either.

 

[Saoirse]

ppfttt.... we rarely get snow here Dalt.. and just my luck.. it snows before we go to NY.. and it snows the day after we get home.... not so much as a snow flake while we are there!!! In fact.. everyone tells us it is unseasonally warm in New York for the time of year!!!!!!

 

[Dalt]

that's downstate, hon.

the only time they really count is when they have their hand in our upstate pockets.

 

[PaulUK]

More male bashing and Paul isn't here to help with the abuse.

That's because for once Paul isn't the target... and it's a relief.

So, anyway... is it true that sheep are being deployed in the Gulf? The US Marino Corps?

 

[Dalt]

angora aweigh?

lmao, Hi Paul

 

[PaulUK]

Fleece stop these terrible jokes about wool...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Oohh... You boys just don't know when to quit, do ewe...

 

[PaulUK]

What's the mutton, Neffers... you don't like wooly jokes??

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

No.. they don't bother me much. <grinning sheepishly>

 

[PaulUK]

That was a lambentable effort...