we cannot have nice things around here because...

Because some posters like complaining about anything and everything, about things not being fair, censorship, not enough emoticons ... and Laurel has favourites.


Laurel does have favourites.

They go in this order:

Manu and her cat
Herself
The rest of us.

:cattail:
 
Because some posters like complaining about anything and everything, about things not being fair, censorship, not enough emoticons ... and Laurel has favourites.


Laurel does have favourites.

They go in this order:

Manu and her cat
Herself
The rest of us.

:cattail:
funny AV!!!
 
Is this about the Ogalalla Aquifer? That's a nice thing the whiny jerkwads want to build an oil pipeline on top of.
 
I don't want nice things! I want broken and used things that I can sew buttons on and take to the park and love better and harder than anyone's ever loved any "nice" thing.

I think the real reason we can't have nice things here is because nobody washes their hands. The doorknobs are always sticky. Is that not disturbing to anyone else?
 
I don't want nice things! I want broken and used things that I can sew buttons on and take to the park and love better and harder than anyone's ever loved any "nice" thing.

I think the real reason we can't have nice things here is because nobody washes their hands. The doorknobs are always sticky. Is that not disturbing to anyone else?

One of my mate's has a serious phobia of buttons. Not lone buttons, buttons en masse. She hyperventilates and everything. If we go out and we see a spider wearing a dandy frock coat of many buttons our combined behaviour is a terrifying spectacle.
 
One of my mate's has a serious phobia of buttons. Not lone buttons, buttons en masse. She hyperventilates and everything. If we go out and we see a spider wearing a dandy frock coat of many buttons our combined behaviour is a terrifying spectacle.
Is she Amish?
 
One of my mate's has a serious phobia of buttons. Not lone buttons, buttons en masse. She hyperventilates and everything. If we go out and we see a spider wearing a dandy frock coat of many buttons our combined behaviour is a terrifying spectacle.

Oh no! I love buttons! I have a bunch of sweaters with that little row of buttons lined up atop my shoulders, presumably for if I get so overheated in my sweater that I have to rush air directly to my collarbones. I have never had occasion to use them like that, but I think they look adorable. Stupid embellishments are the best. How does she feel about zippers?

http://0.tqn.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/Q/o/3/button-spider-craft.jpg
 
One of my mate's has a serious phobia of buttons. Not lone buttons, buttons en masse. She hyperventilates and everything. If we go out and we see a spider wearing a dandy frock coat of many buttons our combined behaviour is a terrifying spectacle.

Why do you make me laugh so much?
 
Oh no! I love buttons! I have a bunch of sweaters with that little row of buttons lined up atop my shoulders, presumably for if I get so overheated in my sweater that I have to rush air directly to my collarbones. I have never had occasion to use them like that, but I think they look adorable. Stupid embellishments are the best. How does she feel about zippers?

http://0.tqn.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/Q/o/3/button-spider-craft.jpg

I'm picturing you now dressed like one of the Pearly Kings or Queens of London!
 
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