"We are going to need a new couch"

[sirhugs]

Been playing with this opening line/title idea for a few days but stuck on basics.
Is it incest? LW? Straight erotic coupling on the couch?
Who is speaking?
Who are they speaking to?
maybe I'm just procrastinating from writing A Perfect Thunderstorm ch 3?

 

[CuttingEdge]

When I was dating my soon to be wife, as the kids watched a cartoon movie, we got horny and decided to have sex discreetly. It was good, and after we were done, we cleaned up using a blanket on the couch.

The step kids had fallen asleep on the floor, but the next morning they had to go to their birth father's house, Well it was cold so the kids wanted a blanket. The wife then gave the kids the blanket. When they came back a few days later, he gave us the blanket and said he had to wash it.

He never had a clue that his ex-wife and her new boyfriend had seriously soiled it by having sex on it. I still snicker when I think of that today, almost 10 years later.

 

[000zing]

Honestly, I'm far from sure I'd start with a title and work out a story from that.

 

[jaF0]

I swear, nearly every story idea I've seen here has been done by the Bundys.

In Sofa So Good, Kelly has a date over who passes out smoking and destroys Peg's beloved old monstrosity of a couch. (Oddly, no smoke or other damage to the house, including the carpet under the couch.) Kelly then has to go on a quest to find a new one and ends up at the shack in the woods of the eccentric creator who just happens to have the only other identical one in existence. What does our dear tart Kelly do to get the new one?

(Yes, at that point the actress and the character were both of age.)

 

[sirhugs]

Honestly, I'm far from sure I'd start with a title and work out a story from that.

would not be my first time.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Watersports?

 

[alohadave]

Cuck hubby says it after son's teammates run a train on the wife. He looks at the condition of the cushions after copious amounts of bodily fluids have soaked into it over several hours of her gangbang.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Orgys are double tough on furniture. People sitting on the back for easy oral access. Three women on their knees performing said oral, while three healthy fellas are supporting from behind. That's some serious wear and tear.

 

[CuttingEdge]

I swear, nearly every story idea I've seen here has been done by the Bundys.

In Sofa So Good, Kelly has a date over who passes out smoking and destroys Peg's beloved old monstrosity of a couch. (Oddly, no smoke or other damage to the house, including the carpet under the couch.) Kelly then has to go on a quest to find a new one and ends up at the shack in the woods of the eccentric creator who just happens to have the only other identical one in existence. What does our dear tart Kelly do to get the new one?

(Yes, at that point the actress and the character were both of age.)

That episode was funny as hell!

I love Married with Children, but then it relates almost entirely to my life in almost every way.

 

[sirhugs]

"but let's keep this one and just move it to the playroom. It has so many good memories."