Way to a man's heart is...

[LadyJeanne]

Vella posting in the Who Do You Love thread has me fretting. Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach? What about those of us who've never quite learned to cook? Are we doomed forever? Can we make up for it in other ways?

 

[Guest]

Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach?

Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach? was the way before The Pill.

Now, its mostly sex.

 

[TheEarl]

Jeanne: If we're talking about a samurai sword to a cheating boyfriend, the way to a man's heart is between the 2nd and third ribs.

If we're talking metaphorical routes to hearts, then I'd have to say the way to a man's heart is through his penis (I am JK. Not completely shallow. Honest. Really not. Can I have a blowjob?).

I cook. I love cooking in fact and I especially love cooking for a special someone. So you're okay with me.

The Earl

 

[LadyJeanne]

Re: Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach?

Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach? was the way before The Pill.

Now, its mostly sex.

Starting to feel a little relieved - I think I can handle the sex part.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Sweets, the way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Perferably with something strong and sharp or the bones and muscles get in the way.

 

[Daisy May]

Oh! Come on! He's gotta look at her ass first, then her face. Got to be physical attraction. Let's see if she can cook! LOL!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Jeanne: If we're talking about a samurai sword to a cheating boyfriend, the way to a man's heart is between the 2nd and third ribs.

Interesting. Taking note for future reference, just in case...

If we're talking metaphorical routes to hearts, then I'd have to say the way to a man's heart is through his penis (I am JK. Not completely shallow. Honest. Really not. Can I have a blowjob?).

I cook. I love cooking in fact and I especially love cooking for a special someone. So you're okay with me.

The Earl

This gets better and better. Throw in some candlelight and a well-placed nibble or three on my neck and you might have yourself a deal on that blowjob. Or you could just throw me to my knees; that's been known to work.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Not thru my stomach. For me the way to my heart is thru my mind. I want, above all, a woman with intelligence. Good looks is a nice bonus, but not a requirement. And as for cooking, let me just say that my wife can’t cook to save her life (don’t tell her I said that) but I’ve known her for 10 years and we’ve been married for 6.

So there is still hope for you.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Sweets, the way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Perferably with something strong and sharp or the bones and muscles get in the way.

Right. Between the 2nd and 3rd ribs. Now to find something sharp...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh! Come on! He's gotta look at her ass first, then her face. Got to be physical attraction. Let's see if she can cook! LOL!

Hmm, I did date a guy for a while who was in love with my ass - come to think of it, we always ordered in.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Not thru my stomach. For me the way to my heart is thru my mind. I want, above all, a woman with intelligence. Good looks is a nice bonus, but not a requirement. And as for cooking, let me just say that my wife can’t cook to save her life (don’t tell her I said that) but I’ve known her for 10 years and we’ve been married for 6.

So there is still hope for you.

Hooray - my mom's given up all hope for me - she'll be so thrilled to hear this.

 

[rgraham666]

A small point here. Unless you can wield a very heavy blade, it isn't recommended you go through the ribs. Too likely to bounce off or be deflected.

Go under the ribs just above the stomach. Then give the blade a little twitch so you get the lungs as well.

You're welcome.

On the original point, I like smart, funny, strong women. One of the main reasons I hang out here.

But, as in real life, the smart, funny, strong ones are gay or taken. Sigh. Pity I'm not capable of lowering my standards.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

On the original point, I like smart, funny, strong women. One of the main reasons I hang out here.

But, as in real life, the smart, funny, strong ones are gay or taken. Sigh. Pity I'm not capable of lowering my standards.

RG, in case you didn't notice, most of the smart, funny strong ones hare are gay or taken to.

 

[rgraham666]

I had. (Sobs)

 

[LadyJeanne]

A small point here. Unless you can wield a very heavy blade, it isn't recommended you go through the ribs. Too likely to bounce off or be deflected.

Go under the ribs just above the stomach. Then give the blade a little twitch so you get the lungs as well.

You're welcome.

Oh my. Fucking seems easier and less messy.

On the original point, I like smart, funny, strong women. One of the main reasons I hang out here.

But, as in real life, the smart, funny, strong ones are gay or taken. Sigh. Pity I'm not capable of lowering my standards.

All the strumpets around here should be able to help you with that.

 

[rgraham666]

They'll have to be single.

Relationships are hard enough without third parties thrown into the mess, I mean mix.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

This is what I recomend for a MANHUNT.

http://www.simpsonltd.com/Showroom/DanWesson/C3873/Dan%20Wesson%20set%201.jpg

 

[dreampilot79]

The way to a man's heart? If you think his stomach.. welll.. you're aiming just a touch too high.

If he insists on his stomach... I believe that is why Burger King staryted marketing gift certificates!

 

[LadyJeanne]

VB, now you're talking. The sharp object between the ribs seemed a bit much for me, but I have fired a few guns. No, not at anyone...

 

[LadyJeanne]

The way to a man's heart? If you think his stomach.. welll.. you're aiming just a touch too high.

If he insists on his stomach... I believe that is why Burger King staryted marketing gift certificates!

BK Broilers, the gift that keeps on giving love handles.

 

[impressive]

I have a man's heart. Not quite sure how I got it, but I really don't want it. Any takers?

 

[dreampilot79]

BK Broilers, the gift that keeps on giving love handles.

Wellllllll I was assuming you wanted to hang on to him... so handles must be good!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Wellllllll I was assuming you wanted to hang on to him... so handles must be good!

Oh, I do, I do, and they are, they are! There's something very warm and huggable about a man with love handles. Maybe I really should learn how to cook.

 

[Guest]

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his breastplate.

Failing that: amazing bj's and amazing sex. Usually works.

Lou

P.S. Spank me, hon?

 

[Guest]