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she has a knife
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Bn2f
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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack (haha, I crack myself up).
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife(but I doubt it). And you may ask yourself… Self? What has Bn2f said that’s repeating?
But watch out!
You might get what you’re after.
I’m not no ordinary guy.
I’m burning down your house.
You can’t seem to face up to the facts
You’re tense and nervous, ya can’t relax
Can’t sleep cos your bed’s on fire
Don’t F with me, I’m a real live wire.
Ya see me comin you should
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Chobs I’m your
PHYSCO KILLER!
Bn2f
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Keep listening to the Talking Heads!
So glad I was here to see your first baby step back to being a regular human being again.
Really? I'm so humbled.
Keep listening to the Talking Heads!
So glad I was here to see your first baby step back to being a regular human being again.
This is what I think of you and your ilk.
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I’m not your enemy. I’m your fellow American. Years of the Republican party Pavlov‘s dog training you to view those who oppose conservative policy as your enemy has primed you into now falling for a Russian loving, racist, rapist, lying, documents taking traitor. As a fellow American I’m trying to help you, warn you that the enemy you fear is within. Dammit, son, the call is coming from inside your very own house.
Wat 
You've forgotten the Constitution.
For the tidy sum of $200/mo. I killed/murdered people that were no particular threat to the Constitution.
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Nothing Zumi, nothing.
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wizzard426
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It's tough. Our message:
"Good work is the key to good fortune. Take a stand, make your own luck, laugh at people that are always making excuses"
Their Message: we gots free shit! Yo! Nevermind the plantation!
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Just get off yer ass and do something. You don't work, you don't eat, all other things being equal. Human beings seem to thrive on accomplishments, and some playtime never seems to hurt, either, to spark the creative.
So much fear and desire come from that commitment to 'I am'--to being somebody. Eventually they take us to anxiety and despair; life seems much more difficult and painful than it really is.
But when we just observe life for what it is, then it's all right: the delights, the beauty, the pleasures are just that.
~ Ajahn Sumedho
So much fear and desire come from that commitment to 'I am'--to being somebody. Eventually they take us to anxiety and despair; life seems much more difficult and painful than it really is.
But when we just observe life for what it is, then it's all right: the delights, the beauty, the pleasures are just that.
~ Ajahn Sumedho
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Yeah, um, I don’t understand this at all. You’re basically saying what amounts to:
Chobs: I’ll suck you off for 20 bucks.
Wat: No thanks
Chobs: Ok, 2 dollars but a facial, no swallow.
Wat: Deal!
There’s nothing in the constitution that says you have to kill or be a cheap ass ho. (My sex worker friends would be just as disappointed in you as I am).
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no one has ever tried to take your guns, crazy person.I am 1776% sure no one will be taking my guns!
Likewise, I am 1984% sure that some constitution perverting douchebag will try!
Good thing about that boating accident . . . .
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I am 1776% sure no one will be taking my guns!
Likewise, I am 1984% sure that some constitution perverting douchebag will try!
Good thing about that boating accident . . . .
Friggin' boats. They should be outlawed.
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Wretched pieces of shit.
You'll know I've hit the lottery when I buy (another) boat.
But I'll always make room for another antique car.
I've never lost one in a river.
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I lost guns gold and silver in the boat wreck
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Been there. But also had it bite me when I haven't. Good luck!
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Actually, they were very simple and straightforward. I hope to get it installed this weekend and to take it out to test fire it next weekend.
I'm going to look at a pile of car parts this weekend.
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I just slapped a Holosun EPS MRS Carry on my carry. Wanted to get it zeroed by the class I'm taking with the wife on the 20th.
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Which sounds like a good idea. I've never had any formal instruction, always having to read some directions somewhere. I usually git 'er done.
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