Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[HisArpy]

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Water leaking from a faucet passes for hours of amusement in the household of these two.

Some hidden but very relevant points on this:

They have the financial ability to actually have faucets, and;
Their water hasn't been shut off for lack of payment, and;
Your ire indicates that the reverse of one or both of the above may apply to yourself

 

[Bn2f]

Some hidden but very relevant points on this:

They have the financial ability to actually have faucets, and;
Their water hasn't been shut off for lack of payment, and;
Your ire indicates that the reverse of one or both of the above may apply to yourself

Never mind the idiocy of what you just tried to imply.

Oooooh, you must be feeling frisky today to tag a post of mine. Do you really want me to focus my attention all day on you? Because I most certainly can.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Freedom isn't free, nor will it ever be free. True freedom is the Darwin Seed to eliminating st000pid whingers, however, by eliminating the gummint teat.


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[HisArpy]

Never mind the idiocy of what you just tried to imply.

Oooooh, you must be feeling frisky today to tag a post of mine. Do you really want me to focus my attention all day on you? Because I most certainly can.

There's a hidden but relevant point about you having enough spare time to do this. To save you the embarrassment of it being dragged kicking and screaming from the depths of your mom's basement I'll refrain from spelling it out in specific detail. Suffice it to say that most normal people don't have the time or the inclination to spend an entire day shitpisting on Lit just to see if they can one-up someone on the interweebles.

Yet here you are getting ready to do exactly that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[coati]

There's a hidden but relevant point about you having enough spare time to do this. To save you the embarrassment of it being dragged kicking and screaming from the depths of your mom's basement I'll refrain from spelling it out in specific detail. Suffice it to say that most normal people don't have the time or the inclination to spend an entire day shitpisting on Lit just to see if they can one-up someone on the interweebles.

Yet here you are getting ready to do exactly that.

Says the weenie with 35,000 shitposts...

 

[HisArpy]

Says the weenie with 35,000 shitposts...

No one minds that you sit there with stupid look on your face because you have nothing intelligent to say. Because it's better for us that way.

Meanwhile...

 

[coati]

Harpy must be feeling especially lonely these days.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because they cunt seem to learn:


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That Kool-Aid is some damn powerful stuff!!!

 

[Bn2f]

There's a hidden but relevant point about you having enough spare time to do this. To save you the embarrassment of it being dragged kicking and screaming from the depths of your mom's basement I'll refrain from spelling it out in specific detail. Suffice it to say that most normal people don't have the time or the inclination to spend an entire day shitpisting on Lit just to see if they can one-up someone on the interweebles.

Yet here you are getting ready to do exactly that.

Don’t hate that I have the time and get paid billable hours to drop jokes on your ass. It would be so much harder to do so if you weren’t the person you are. Be better. Be best. Or be gone.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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No, do it calmly, and hit like a freight train . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[wizzard426]

So

 

[Wat_Tyler]

In OK??? FFS!!!


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[Bn2f]

Bn2f delivers the Literotica Smackdown Of The Day…

• Icanhelp1 - BITCHSLAPPED
• JaySecrets - BITCHSLAPPED
• Rightguide - BITCHSLAPPED

I this because I come here not caring to be known as a policy wonk but to be more of a, are ya listenin wat? A bitch slappin cunt.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Bn2f]

So

Are you a gene-jammer???

 

[wizzard426]

Instant karma's gonna get you, smack you right in the head

If john would have had a gun he wouldn't have ended up dead

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jesus was a bad motherfucker.


He was outnumbered is all.


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[Bn2f]

Instant karma's gonna get you, smack you right in the head

If john would have had a gun he wouldn't have ended up dead

Um, I will be more than happy tempting karma. Pretty confident I’ll fare better with that than how a black cock lovin, fake gun owner, wannabe twink will within the Republican Party.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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Wasn't he supposed to die for our sins, tho'?

this just makes his existence pointless, for him to die of old age as a regular schmoe like everyone else in the world.

then again, he coulda shot Satan in the asscheeks with his Glock for tempting him in the wilderness, so there's that, too.

 

[stxjimmy]

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Even allowing for your weird take on religion this is a silly post. Jesus wouldn’t have used a gun, he knew he was to die to save us.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[HisArpy]

Harpy must be feeling especially lonely these days.

I actually logged off to go find caffeine and conversation over breakfast.

I blame Chloe for having to do it, but I will also sing her praise because she was the motivator for a wonderful break with friends.