Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

Fear and Loathing in Wat's Thread. So many emotions, so much fear.


Here's thinking that the new arm ships today. We'll see.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You know, just because you can make something doesn't always mean that it's a good idea.


In .308? Yeah, I don't want one.

 

[Chobham]

Fear and Loathing in Wat's Thread. So many emotions, so much fear.


Here's thinking that the new arm ships today. We'll see.

I think they whine about everything in their so called lives.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think they whine about everything in their so called lives.

Careful, amigo, or they might go all ankle-biter on you.


Never go all ankle-biter . . . .

 

[Bn2f]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1744976550502527255

gun stuff is fun stuff, a thread once said.

So she (the mother?) says twice, “What are you doing with a gun?!” Her anguished screams seemingly more a plea of: What are you doing? I love you! You know better than this. I taught you better than this. I’m happy this caused no real injuries in her home.

 

[Bn2f]

I think they whine about everything in their so called lives.

Chobbing chobber chobs wat?

 

[Chobham]

Careful, amigo, or they might go all ankle-biter on you.


Never go all ankle-biter . . . .

Wear snake boots.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

We are witnessing the Literotica version of mostly peaceful protesting.
If you have nothing positive and no solutions to offer,
then be mean, nasty and disruptive.

As we see currently:
"Fuck those people, they don't need to go to work. If they're going to work, then they support the Jews and they are evil.
"We proudly support Hamas and the necessary tactics that freedoms fighters must engage in to fight oppression.
"This is why we troll. The gun nuts here are part of the oppressive, exploitative white patriarchy!
"Fuck Joe Biden. He shouldn't be speaking! Shout him down! Shout him down!
"Down with Jews! Down with Jews! From the river to the sea!
"Shout them down! Shout them ALL down!"

(Especially Wat Hitler!)

 

[LLCox]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1744976550502527255

gun stuff is fun stuff, a thread once said.

lmao, that's what happens when you listen to those negro spirituals.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wear snake boots.

That would help.


I should have worm my waterproof hikers yesterday. It's a good thing that I didn't slip on the wet pavement. I could have been killed, or even worse(r).

 

[Bn2f]

That would help.


I should have worm my waterproof hikers yesterday. It's a good thing that I didn't slip on the wet pavement. I could have been killed, or even worse(r).

…gained a conscience, some decency, found love, rejoined humanity, stopped being selfish, broken off the lips of TH from your rectum…

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And for the most part, they (we) still don't.


More "they" though . . . .

 

[coati]

We are witnessing the Literotica version of mostly peaceful protesting.
If you have nothing positive and no solutions to offer,
then be mean, nasty and disruptive.

As we see currently:
"Fuck those people, they don't need to go to work. If they're going to work, then they support the Jews and they are evil.
"We proudly support Hamas and the necessary tactics that freedoms fighters must engage in to fight oppression.
"This is why we troll. The gun nuts here are part of the oppressive, exploitative white patriarchy!
"Fuck Joe Biden. He shouldn't be speaking! Shout him down! Shout him down!
"Down with Jews! Down with Jews! From the river to the sea!
"Shout them down! Shout them ALL down!"

(Especially Wat Hitler!)

Whoa, check out this^^^hot mess!

A famous comedian once said two words that will get you into trouble every time you say them together are "the Jews". In this case, JoePepsiCo, just the latest in his series of Deplorable alts, equates the current government of Israel with "the Jews".

And, he associates all non-gun-nuts with Hamas! That's convenient!

This is the type of infantile and delusional thinking we've come to expect from Deplorables. These folks are stuck in pre-adolescent development, where they can no longer distinguish between their virtual world and the real world.

 

[ll74]

We are witnessing the Literotica version of mostly peaceful protesting.
If you have nothing positive and no solutions to offer,
then be mean, nasty and disruptive.

As we see currently:
"Fuck those people, they don't need to go to work. If they're going to work, then they support the Jews and they are evil.
"We proudly support Hamas and the necessary tactics that freedoms fighters must engage in to fight oppression.
"This is why we troll. The gun nuts here are part of the oppressive, exploitative white patriarchy!
"Fuck Joe Biden. He shouldn't be speaking! Shout him down! Shout him down!
"Down with Jews! Down with Jews! From the river to the sea!
"Shout them down! Shout them ALL down!"

(Especially Wat Hitler!)

This is a gun appreciation thread.

 

[HisArpy]

You're like a couple of heavily armed Trekkies that William Shatner once encouraged on SNL to "get a life".

See, right there is your problem, you think that Hollywood is real. Newsflash dudly, it's not real. NONE of it is real.

BTW, I come here and post as often as I do because people reply to my posts and send me DM's and stuff like that. They even read my stories and then let me know where I did good and where I didn't. Those all begin a thing called "a conversation." Something which, according to you, few engage in with you.

Which ought to tell you something about yourself. Namely that you're not very likeable or interesting enough and other people don't want to talk to you.

Have a great day being by yourself and talking to the spots on the wall. I'm sure it cares.

 

[HisArpy]

And...

Peer reviews? You don't think that everyone who reads about the benefits of carbon water reads the reviews? I can tell you that everyone who has raves about the product. Which kind of tells me that you haven't.

And yet here you are dissing the product anyway.

Thee next thing you know you'll be wondering about that newfangled thing called a wheel and warning everyone about how dangerous it is because it's round and moves.

Which also tells me that, once again, the problem here is you and your dullardly demeanor.

 

[Bn2f]

Hey coati?
How are you doing? I don’t think I’ve spoken to you at all this new year. Happy 2024! You and your girlfriend are always doing fun and interesting things and I know the 2024 will be no different.

 

[Bn2f]

Hey coati!
I remember that William Shatner skit! It was funny as hell! I’ve even seen the Trekkies documentary!

Sadly, I think so few people realize that SNL and comedy can many times give a better insight into a real life truth.

 

[Bn2f]

BTW, I come here and post as often as I do because people reply to my posts and send me DM's and stuff like that. They even read my stories and then let me know where I did good and where I didn't. Those all begin a thing called "a conversation." Something which, according to you, few engage in with you.

And also, for the bazillionth time, it must be said that you’re a terrible lawyer. Yesterday I came to you asking for some honest and urgent legal advice and you ignored me.


HisArpy?
I am in need of some real legal advice.
I am serious. No lie or joking around here.
I accidentally clicked on one of the linked pics that tastysuckboy has on the bottom of all his posts and found myself staring at a pudgy little penis and I’m now concerned that authorities may come knocking at my door accusing me of looking at kiddie porn. Omg! What have I done!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

See, right there is your problem, you think that Hollywood is real. Newsflash dudly, it's not real. NONE of it is real.

BTW, I come here and post as often as I do because people reply to my posts and send me DM's and stuff like that. They even read my stories and then let me know where I did good and where I didn't. Those all begin a thing called "a conversation." Something which, according to you, few engage in with you.

Which ought to tell you something about yourself. Namely that you're not very likeable or interesting enough and other people don't want to talk to you.

Have a great day being by yourself and talking to the spots on the wall. I'm sure it cares.

And some of us have been here since Lit dirt was young and have actually made a few friends. Twenty years and change, and yes, Wat does math. He also knows shit that you pissants don't. Hell, we used to get together and get all drunk and silly and shit. You know, road trips. I even have an invite out there for a couple of (mostly former) Litfolk to come over for a visit later this year, if possible.


Of course, in those days, we got a much better grade of newcomer. Most of what we get any more falls under the heading of fresh puke.


So there sre a few tidbits for some of you know-it-all know-nothings. Maybe I should post my world famous weasel casserole recipe.

 

[HisArpy]

And some of us have been here since Lit dirt was young and have actually made a few friends. Twenty years and change, and yes, Wat does math. He also knows shit that you pissants don't. Hell, we used to get together and get all drunk and silly and shit. You know, road trips. I even have an invite out there for a couple of (mostly former) Litfolk to come over for a visit later this year, if possible.


Of course, in those days, we got a much better grade of newcomer. Most of what we get any more falls under the heading of fresh puke.


So there sre a few tidbits for some of you know-it-all know-nothings. Maybe I should post my world famous weasel casserole recipe.

There wasn't supposed to BE a math test. I'm not prepared. The dog ate my housework. I was sick all next week.

Wait a hold it...

Weasel casserole? Braised or roasted weasel? And don't gimme no BS about smoked weasel. Smoked weasel is a myth 'cuz don't nobody shoot that good.

 

[Bn2f]

As head of the thread, I’ve already approved of the sharing of recipes.
Have at it. Always glad to see you two get into the new spirit of things.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There wasn't supposed to BE a math test. I'm not prepared. The dog ate my housework. I was sick all next week.

Wait a hold it...

Weasel casserole? Braised or roasted weasel? And don't gimme no BS about smoked weasel. Smoked weasel is a myth 'cuz don't nobody shoot that good.

The real question is field killed or farm raised. The problem with the fresh killed, however, is the 72 soaking period and the rinsing every 8 hours to get the weaseliness out. And whatever you do, never use Litlibs in lieu of weasel, no matter how weasely they seem. Accept no substitutes.


After the 72 hour brine soak, I then dice the weasel in question and brown it in a frying pan with a couple of tablespoons of bacon grease.

 

[coati]

And...

Peer reviews? You don't think that everyone who reads about the benefits of carbon water reads the reviews? I can tell you that everyone who has raves about the product. Which kind of tells me that you haven't.

And yet here you are dissing the product anyway.

Thee next thing you know you'll be wondering about that newfangled thing called a wheel and warning everyone about how dangerous it is because it's round and moves.

Which also tells me that, once again, the problem here is you and your dullardly demeanor.

Glad to see you have finally found a way to back out of your redefinition of the molecular structure of water.

 

[HisArpy]

Glad to see you have finally found a way to back out of your redefinition of the molecular structure of water.

dudly, I said it then, I've said it countless times since, and I'll say it again now...

YOU WERE TROLLED and you willingly swallowed the bait. It was apparently so tasty that you keep coming back for more of it.

Which makes you a fool.