Water! There's Water Falling From the Sky!
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TheeGoatPig
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I told you rain existed 
voluptuary_manque
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It is . . . THE WET.
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*shudder* it's so... weird! What IS this stuff?
My house has no rain gutters, being little more than a glorified chicken coop. But it does have plenty of roof surface. The rain simply streams off every edge, like a curtain. It's a bit claustrophobic, but very musical...
My house has no rain gutters, being little more than a glorified chicken coop. But it does have plenty of roof surface. The rain simply streams off every edge, like a curtain. It's a bit claustrophobic, but very musical...
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We don't have rain here. No, we have snow. The main difference is that you don't have to shovel rain off the walkways.
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And thunderstorms!
It's wet out there...and cold!!! Could this actually be....winter?
WATCH YOU MOUTH SISTER!
(Don't make me wash your mouth out with frozen white fluffy stuff!)
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*snicker, snicker, guffaaawww *
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Yeah, but you don't have to pump snow out of your basement.
champagne1982
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Sometimes we do when it melts.Yeah, but you don't have to pump snow out of your basement.
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What's a basement?
Basement, basement . . . I used to know what a basement was, now let me think. Oh yeah! A basement is a room under the house. I think they were originally used to store wine barrels or potatoes or something.
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A room under the house is a wine cellar silly! That's why you store wine down there. Odd that they'd call it something else. Don't they have wine in other states?
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I'd store wine in my basement except the brown paper bags get soggy when the cellar fills up with snow melt.A room under the house is a wine cellar silly! That's why you store wine down there. Odd that they'd call it something else. Don't they have wine in other states?
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A room under the house is a wine cellar silly! That's why you store wine down there. Odd that they'd call it something else. Don't they have wine in other states?
No wine? Good Lord, who'd want to live where there wasn't any wine? Rediculous notion. Surely there's wine in other states. Not as good, of course, but still, it has to be there.
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...and then freezes again, so we have to pump it out with a pick-axe and a bucket.
DesertPirate
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Wait till you get out here
I might let you touch a bottle from Childress vinyards
That's Richard Childress, the guy that owned the Black #3 in NASCAR.
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Wait till you get out here
I might let you touch a bottle from Childress vinyards
That's Richard Childress, the guy that owned the Black #3 in NASCAR.
Oh yeah! NASCAR and fine wine go together SO well!
What's next caviar and coon hunting?
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Silly girl. Coon eggs should only be served on Water Crackers.Oh yeah! NASCAR and fine wine go together SO well!
What's next caviar and coon hunting?
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Raccoons lay eggs?Silly girl. Coon eggs should only be served on Water Crackers.
I thought only platypus did that.What a strange place it is beyond the California boarder...frozen, flooded wine cellars that don't hold wine, cars racing around in circles and egg-laying mammals.
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Raccoons lay eggs?
What a strange place it is beyond the California boarder...frozen, flooded wine cellars that don't hold wine, cars racing around in circles and egg-laying mammals.
If raccoons lay eggs then they must be related to the platypus. That means they are split pea-soupials and would go well with Tasmanian Deviled eggs and Water Crackers.
Where I'm confused is exactly which wine you serve with racccoon?
voluptuary_manque
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I'd say a good, robust Barbera, a traditional hunters' wine. Keeps you warm in the stand as you wait for the deer and then washes the venison down most delightfully.
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You're even sillier. The racoons don't lay eggs they release the lil darlings from follicles on their ovaries. Sound familiar?Raccoons lay eggs?
What a strange place it is beyond the California boarder...frozen, flooded wine cellars that don't hold wine, cars racing around in circles and egg-laying mammals.
How did we go from coon's ova to deer? Must have been the wine. Give me back my bagged joy...
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Oh yeah! NASCAR and fine wine go together SO well!
What's next caviar and coon hunting?
Suzy, Richard Childress Vinyard sold several Million $ Worth of wine last year.
Richard Childress Racing runs the 07,29, 31, and now the 33 in Nascar.
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Ex-cuse me! But it is only when it's wet that we have trouble driving. The rest of the time we out-drive just about anyone else in any other part of the country. We are, after all, the freeway state and spend more time in our cars and on the road on a daily basis than just about anyone else in the world.
Not sayin' that's anything to be proud of, but it does makes us well-practiced drivers....on dry roads.
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