Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[JoePepsiCo]

You need to get further out where the po-po gives you time to finish the job...

And the sign said:

Trespassers Will Be Shot
survivors will be shot again​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The deputies Out West don't give a fuck. The one kinda-dumb neighbor had something to say about Wat, so the landlady checked.


"Yeah, we got no laws like that."


Oh? How nice to know . . . .


We'll put in pigs.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I'm in a tweener moment.

Another cuppa Joe,

or mercy Ti.

I think I've had my fill of dark brew, maybe it's time for some strange brew...

Orange is the new Black!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Methane's that a good idea!

They eat anything and everything (keep them from their young!).

{Fuckers even know how to vote – some animals just more equal}

 

[Wat_Tyler]

As long as the little fuckers remember to stay down on 4 legs.


Stand on 2?


Meet Mr. .450 B000shmaster.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Just stay low...

Hunker Games

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Dawn cracked like my morning free-range eggshells

I'm putting the kettle on.

Tomorrow, this time, will be coffee. Go figure. What a difference, they say, a day (break) makes...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hug the Earth.


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[JoePepsiCo]

okay

there was a wasp in my coffee filters

a big beige wasp, one I cannot recall ever seeing

welcome to the bootheel

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We get an interesting bug sometimes. The girl kitten likes to kill them. Hunter/killer she is. Good at it, too.


Off for a bit to change the chemical composition in my system.


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[JoePepsiCo]

Carolina Paper WASP

Figures

Rich-people's bug, not VW

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Now this is just showing off:

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Remember the officer in Good Morning Vietnam! who thought he was ...,

He posts here.​

 

[JoePepsiCo]

OldTrapper™

Worth the chew

 

[JoePepsiCo]

 

[coati]

Operator! Operator! Give me the number to 911.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

War! Chillun' It's just a shot away!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Why is "Wake Up America" hosted by the worst Down-Under accent I've never understood in my life?

It's not, Oi, Oi, Oi wakey wakey Tasmania-aye...

She Devil

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Back.


Tying into the water jug.


It needs doin'.


My gun didn't kill me while I was out, so there's that.


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[JoePepsiCo]

They'd be fighting over eating the dark meat or the white meat...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It'd be like The Walking Dead without the zombies.


Butbutbut, all I have to do is go to the corner store . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Corner store?

Do you mean the neighbor's deer feeder?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We're inundated with Antler Rats Out West. The babies stand in the treeline and watch what we're doing.


Then there was the one I hit with the bush hog last Spring. That kinda sucked.


Sometimes, what Momma tells you is bad Intel.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

They are always here for the culling, there is always gas in the generator and cans, and there is always a loaded weapon within reach.

It's not prepper living'. It's not politically-motivated. It's just country livin'.

Like the little electric chain saw that uses corn oil for the bar.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The landlady bought a nice batt'reh chainsaw a year or two ago. I advised her to get a chain file and showed her how to use it. A couple/three passes per tooth when the batt'reh poops out and needs chargerizin' and it's sharp for next time.


So easy a chitterling could do it.


Well, one with some sense. That lets out Lit libturds.


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