Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

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Out da house?

The squirrels on campus used to be very bold.
The squirrels on my campus are very, very nervous...,

Ain't life grand?
 
Then they took the guns away to keep our children safe.


[That was after (D)ey kicked God {the Catholics who paid taxes} off the school bus.]
 
(D)ey was in the "majority."

(D)ey, the champions and white spokespeople for "the minorities."


Their children, wards, charges...,
 
... especially if it's shift change...

"But we can see them stealing the van!"
"We're sorry, but...,"

The cops are only there to fill out the insurance paperwork.

If you ain't insured, you're like, un-American

or something 5-1, 5-0...,
 
I've had some damned poor Poe-lease responses in my time here Back East, up to and including, "Can you call back later?"


From the dispatcher. Motherfucker, you kiddin' me?


I called about a big ol' screamin' cuss-fight next door once and was told, basically, not to worry about it because they didn't have anybody.


I said, "yeah, I could a waited for the gunfight part."


"Wha'???"


>click<
 
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