Wanted: Men! Driphoney's AV Penis Contest

[driphoney]

Hi!
Thanks for stopping by my humble little thread. For those of you who don't know, I'm running a little contest to find the best penis(es)/male nude for my AV. As you can see, I don't have one.

<<--------- See?

Taking a lesson from the males around here who put up what they want to look at not what they look like, I'm asking for pics of dicks. Well, I'm not particular, I'll take any lovely nude male part that you think I might find enjoyable.

This will be completely anonymous unless you choose otherwise. There will be more than one winner . . . as long as I get more than one applicant!

There are only a couple guidelines.

1.) Must be real, and YOU.
2.) AH/writerly/regular posting men will get preference if I get mobbed by lots of Lit men.

I'm already thanking you from the bottom of my, er, heart, yeah, heart, that's where I'm thankful.

Snap, snap! Let's get those camera's going boys!

(Safe_bet, hon, I recommend you run a similar "contest.")

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I don't own a camera right now, or I surely would take a new pic.

I had an old pic, but I have no idea which hard drive that one is on. I will have to look around on four of them I have laying around.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Naaaah.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I don't own a camera right now, or I surely would take a new pic.

I had an old pic, but I have no idea which hard drive that one is on. I will have to look around on four of them I have laying around.

TGP, I'm sorry dude, but a guy keeping a picture of his own dick on a HARD drive is funny on so many levels I'm laughing my ass off!


As for running my own contest... wanna be my first entrant?

 

[THROBBS]

<Here ya go.

it's all mine.

Well, someone else has legitimate claim to it.

 

[driphoney]

*looks to the left, looks to the right*

Sure is lonely around here.

C'mon guys! Don't be shy! Come out and play! I need pics!

SR, this is your fault you know? Least you could do is come visit and keep me company while I wait for other men to step up. Got rocky road . . . want some?

 

[Safe_Bet]

*looks to the left, looks to the right*

Sure is lonely around here.

C'mon guys! Don't be shy! Come out and play! I need pics!

SR, this is your fault you know? Least you could do is come visit and keep me company while I wait for other men to step up. Got rocky road . . . want some?

PM Mansome, AvoidingRealWork or Many Feathers. They certainly isn't shy about waving their dicks all over the place!

 

[Oedipus Rex]

Hmmmm

'Really, really experienced' at what?

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Hee hee

 

[jomar]

My neighbors won't lend me their cameras so I have to wait until mine gets back from traveling.

In the meantime, the naked party thread has been known to flash a few.

 

[Darkniciad]

My neighbors won't lend me their cameras so I have to wait until mine gets back from traveling.

In the meantime, the naked party thread has been known to flash a few.

Exactly what did you say when you asked to borrow the camera?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Looks like NASALDRIP struck out with this idea.

 

[jomar]

Exactly what did you say when you asked to borrow the camera?

Not the proper thing, apparently.

 

[driphoney]

My neighbors won't lend me their cameras so I have to wait until mine gets back from traveling.

In the meantime, the naked party thread has been known to flash a few.

I never go there. I'm a good girl.

And just when exactly is that camera coming back? Hm? I'll note it on my calendar.

 

[driphoney]

So, someone has brought up that maybe a nice, really nice pic of a guy in my AV might break Lit's guidelines.

Tits ok, hard cock not. Any thoughts?

 

[jomar]

...

And just when exactly is that camera coming back? Hm? I'll note it on my calendar.

June, if the gnome doesn't break it.

 

[driphoney]

June, if the gnome doesn't break it.

JUNE?!

 

[TE999]

I never go there. I'm a good girl.

So, someone has brought up that maybe a nice, really nice pic of a guy in my AV might break Lit's guidelines.

Tits ok, hard cock not. Any thoughts?

We welcome good girls at the Naked Party thread. You may not remain that way, but it's your choice.

Just for the record, the Naked thread has featured a virtual parade of male genital arousal as well as beautiful breasts several times...and the front office hasn't said anything.

 

[_Lynn_]

We welcome good girls at the Naked Party thread. You may not remain that way, but it's your choice.

Just for the record, the Naked thread has featured a virtual parade of male genital arousal as well as beautiful breasts several times...and the front office hasn't said anything.

'Last' has had them too.

 

[driphoney]

Obviously I'm going to have to work on my charms.

Ahem.

You know you have what I need. Oh yeah you do. Your manly shyness is so sexy, babe, but I need you. I need your help.[sigh] Big strong guy like you, little helpless girl like me. [whimper] See how left out I look without an AV?

Poor Honey needs a special treat to drip over . . . and that treat is you.

 

[TE999]

You know you have what I need. Oh yeah you do. Your manly shyness is so sexy, babe, but I need you. I need your help.[sigh] Big strong guy like you, little helpless girl like me. [whimper] See how left out I look without an AV?

Poor Honey needs a special treat to drip over . . . and that treat is you.

*buzz* Hello? Hello? Is this the Wal-Mart? What do you mean $5.00 a minute? Who is this? I need to return a toaster. Hello? Well, I never! *click*

 

[driphoney]

*buzz* Hello? Hello? Is this the Wal-Mart? What do you mean $5.00 a minute? Who is this? I need to return a toaster. Hello? Well, I never! *click*

I tried.

 

[TE999]

I tried.

Just goofin' on ya, honey. When it's AV time, I feel sure you'll have a whole parade of peckers to choose from. The men of Lit are nothing if not generous with their favors.

 

[driphoney]

Just goofin' on ya, honey. When it's AV time, I feel sure you'll have a whole parade of peckers to choose from. The men of Lit are nothing if not generous with their favors.

If my in box were loaded, the contest would be over.

Perhaps if I started, then everyone would see how easy it is? How painless? I promise that I will care for and respect all the penises and/or body masterpieces given to my care as if they were my own.

 

[driphoney]

Here we go!!



Just for any lurkers.

<<------- This isn't me. This is my brand new, wonderful AV! Donated by a fellow Litster. Yep.

This is going to be an ongoing 'contest'. Everyone wins. I'm just that kind of girl. There just can never be too many penises. Never.

 

[PrincessErin]

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